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software containered adj. The drunkenness of one who remains upright only within a narrow, self-imposed operating environment. software crisised adj. Reduced by drink to a point where standing, speaking and reaching the door exceed available resources. software defined radioed adj. Softened by drink into a receiver that converts every spoken signal into a different, unstable frequency. software deploymented adj. Sharpened by drink into a sequence of preparations for leaving that never reaches public release. An was software deploymented, readying keys, coat and taxi while remaining firmly in the chair. software engined adj. Drunk and reduced to core functions: movement, speech and an unexplained determination to continue. software engineered adj. Sharpened by drink into solving the morning's practical problems with elaborate, unnecessary precision. Machel was software engineered by breakfast, debugging the toaster instead of using the grill. software engineeringed adj. Drunk enough to apply a systematic, disciplined and quantifiable approach to failing the stairs. software escrowed adj. You are drunk and treating the last round as security against the supplier's eventual collapse. Sharnel, software escrowed, kept the final pint safe until the landlord announced last orders. software forged adj. Of a drinker: hosting every unfinished conversation and encouraging its continued development. Markee got software forged and gave the cloakroom queue a platform for further discussion. software frameworked adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a generic structure for turning every journey home into an application-specific detour. software housed adj. Describing a drinker who produces solutions, invoices, and one further round from the same premises. software life cycled adj. A drinker who has passed from first round to deployment, maintenance, and eventual removal from service. software lifecycled adj. Slowed by drink to the full duration of planning, attempting, correcting and abandoning a single step. software packaged adj. A drinker so far gone that every related task, from last orders to the journey home, becomes one bundled operation. software rotted adj. The state of being drunk and gradually unable to execute any plan formed earlier in the evening. software stated adj. The condition of a drinker who changes plans continuously while the evening is running.