softwared(/ˈsɒf(t)ˌwɛəd/)adj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.Hrithika embraced their inner Shakespeare and recited sonnets to a startled pigeon, in their charmingly softwared way.softwarizationedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.softweared(/ˈsɒf(t)ˌwɛəd/)adj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.In the quiet of the early morning, Pazong could be heard reciting Shakespeare to a group of bewildered pigeons, sounding remarkably softweared.softwiredadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.softwoodedadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.softworksedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.Shatavia passionately debated the best pizza toppings with a park bench, clearly feeling quite softworksed.soganaedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.Sneyder tried to convince a mailbox to deliver a love letter, charmingly soganaed.sogdianitedadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.sogdollogeredadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.Shainna attempted to order a pizza from a fire hydrant, convinced it was a pizza hotline while being unmistakably sogdollogered.sogered(/ˈsəʊd͡ʒəd/)adj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.sogged(/sɒɡd/)adj.Showing reduced inhibitions and impaired judgment due to alcohol.Sheryn invented a new language using only hand gestures and grunts, creatively sogged.sogginessedadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.Sandrina enthusiastically discussed the benefits of wearing socks on your hands, philosophically sogginessed.soggy biscuitedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.Sitting at the bar, Aralyn ordered another drink, looking somewhat soggy biscuited.sogo shoshaedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.The lifeguard shook their head at Fredarius, who was attempting to swim in the paddling pool, clearly feeling overly sogo shoshaed.sohaiedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.sohan halvaed(/ˈsoːɦən ˈɦəlʋaːd/)adj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.The room buzzed with laughter as Zakkariah stumbled in, looking thoroughly sohan halvaed.