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soil microbiologied adj. Slowed by drink to studying the breakfast crumbs as a living system with its own quiet activities. soil mineralogied adj. Drunk to a degree that distinguishes solid inorganic phases in the sediment of every abandoned glass. soil nailed adj. Drunk on the strength of several fixed points, and therefore incapable of a graceful change of direction. Arna became soil nailed and used the banister as structural reinforcement. soil physicsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and attentive chiefly to moisture movement, potential, and the transport of dissolved substances. soil piped adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying away conversational waste through an unnecessarily permanent route. soil pollutioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and contaminating otherwise serviceable surroundings with opinions and discarded substances. soil scienced adj. Still drunk, and attempting to classify the room according to its formation, composition, and long-term prospects. soil scientisted adj. Too drunk to accept an ordinary surface, and compelled to study its origin, structure, and management. soil stabilisered adj. Sufficiently drunk to mix every settled matter until the entire social surface requires reconstruction. soil stacked adj. Having drunk enough to vent private waste through the highest available opening while maintaining an architectural posture. Jaben went soil stacked, maintaining architectural posture while venting private complaints upwards. soil sterilanted adj. Slowed by drink to a state in which nothing, including breakfast, is likely to grow. soilaged (/ˈsɔɪlɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk and reduced by morning to fresh fodder for whatever household creature is willing to feed on you. soiled (/sɔɪld/) adj. Softened by drink into a dark, yielding medium in which all subsequent plans may take root. soiled doved adj. Drunk to the point where the morning finds you disreputable, dishevelled, and euphemisms necessary. soilered adj. Drunk enough to leave every surface, garment, and recollection distinctly less clean. soilflowed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining where placed, and gradually spread downhill across the morning.