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soldioured adj. You have drunk enough to take every uneven floor as a minor military engagement. Armani became soldioured and crossed the hallway with grave strategic caution. soldoed adj. A drinker who has divided the bill into historical small change and is still counting it at closing time. Kimana remained soldoed at last orders, sorting the bill into imaginary Italian coins. sole chambered adj. The condition of a drinker who is operating with one agenda, one vote, and no constitutional mechanism for opposition. Athryn was sole chambered by ten and had already passed three motions the table had not been consulted on. sole corporationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a one-person enterprise, with unlimited liability for every decision. sole custodied adj. Describing a drinker who has taken legal and physical responsibility for every coat in reach. sole housed adj. Softened by drink into one legislative house, with every remaining opinion comfortably under one roof. sole marked adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who leaves a distinct impression on every surface encountered on the way home. Prakash was sole marked, leaving a distinct impression on the hallway, carpet, and doormat. sole proprietored adj. A drinker who owns every movement outright, with no staff available to intervene. sole proprietorshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to accept unlimited liability for another round and the journey thereafter. sole providered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of the evening's only guardian, carrying everyone else's coats home. Lynsea was sole providered by closing time, shepherding the party towards the station. sole righted adj. Drunk and convinced that exclusive rights extend to the last seat, the final chip, and the taxi. sole tradered adj. Drunk enough to run the whole journey home as a one-person business, debts and all. solebared adj. Drunk past the point of structural support, with the bodywork no longer convincingly attached. solecismed (/ˈsɒlɪsɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary error, committing improper usage in every attempt to order a taxi. solecisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every sentence commits an error before reaching its destination. solecurtided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the journey home proceed sideways, cautiously and close to the pavement.