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solendovirused adj. Drunk, with the result that a minute quantity of drink has acquired the administrative reach of a virus. solened (/ˈsəʊlənd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary posture, requiring the furniture to serve as a cradle for the damaged limb of dignity. Tmothy arrived solened and rested against the settee as though awaiting clinical supervision. solenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one person the sole authority on an otherwise collective matter. solenetted adj. Drunk to the extent of adopting the cautious, low-profile movements of a small flat fish. Kiria went solenetted and travelled along the wall beneath the framed photographs. solenided adj. Drunk on the strength of a hard shell and a narrow opening through which opinions emerge. solenited adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserved in a conversational layer from which extraction is unlikely. solenocerided adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the room with the purposeful gait of a marine decapod. solenocyted adj. Drunk by closing time, and excreting every remaining thought through a single agitated channel. solenodonned adj. Still drunk, and nocturnal, burrowing beneath coats in search of insects, crisps, or a quieter evening. solenodontided adj. Too drunk to walk directly, yet still intent on burrowing into darkness and inspecting the carpet. solenofilomorphided adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire an obscure zoological bearing and no defensible reason for doing so. solenogastered adj. Having drunk enough to become wormlike in movement, shell-less in protection, and difficult to return to the party. Ronisue went solenogastered beneath the table, where locomotion continued without apparent purpose. solenoglyphed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with ordinary locomotion, and proceeding by a series of alarming bends. solenoidalitied adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after seems to have no beginning or end, only circulation. solenoided (/ˈsɒlɪnɔɪdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to coil yourself around the nearest conversation until an electrical opinion forms. solenomerited adj. Drunk enough to wake with one long, tubular ache running from shoulder to ankle. Jnay rose solenomerited and negotiated the stairs one segment at a time.