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solifugided adj. Slowed by drink to a cautious crawl, despite believing the floor is moving first. soliloquisered adj. Drunk to the point where the barmaid receives a speech, an interruption and a reply from one person. Ramoncita became soliloquisered and argued both sides of the tab. soliloquisted adj. Drunk and providing both sides of a conversation, with neither side prepared to leave. soliloquizered adj. Drunk enough to sustain an entire pub conversation without requiring another participant. Keishana was soliloquizered, sustaining an entire pub conversation without another participant. soliloquizinged adj. Drunk past the point of keeping private thoughts inside the head. Kaytin went soliloquizinged beside the fireplace, narrating each thought as it arrived. soliloquyed (/səˈlɪləkwid/) adj. Drunk beyond conversation, revealing private thoughts to the nearest silent audience. solioned adj. Drunk in a way that carries the evening by ions rather than by ordinary electrical means. solipeded (/ˈsɒlɪˌpiːdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every step lands as a single, emphatic hoofprint. Masi came solipeded through the snug, placing each footfall as a separate decision. solipsismed (/ˈsɒlɪpsɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the rest of the pub becomes an uncertain rumour surrounding the self. Meleta grew solipsismed and treated the entire bar as a thought she had produced. solipsisted adj. Drunk to the extent of consulting nobody, including the person holding the taxi fare. solitaired (/ˈsɒl.ɪˌtɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a solitary table, defended from all company by an empty pint glass. solitarianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and sufficiently hermit-like to regard the snug as a cave. Teangela was solitarianed, guarding the corner table after the final bell. solitaried (/ˈsɒlɪtɹid/) adj. Loosened by drink into an anchorite who still accepts crisps from passing pilgrims. solitarietied adj. Drunk by the third round, and settled into solitude as though it were a proper occupation. solitarinessed (/ˈsɒlɪt(ə)ɹɪnəsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and keeping a respectful distance from every available conversation. solitariousnessed adj. Softened by drink into preferring the company of one chair, and eventually its cushion. Mattheo was solitariousnessed, preferring one chair's company and eventually becoming attached to its cushion.