solution in search of a problemed

(/səˈl(j)uːʃən ɪn ˈsɜːt͡ʃ əv ə ˈpɹɒbləmd/)

adj.

Of a drinker who has invented a remedy for the stairs and now requires them to justify it.

Alfonso was solution in search of a problemed, inventing a remedy for stairs that worked nowhere.