somatostatinned

(/ˌsəʊ.mət.ə(ʊ)ˈstæt.ɪnd/)

adj.

Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.

Maleck confidently declared that they had discovered the meaning of life, only to reveal it was actually just a very convincing burp, leaving everyone in stitches at their somatostatinned wit.

Source: Wiktionary