Sp - Page 1
SP'd adj. Of a drinker: treating every remaining social interaction as an auction whose starting price is another round. Brieann was SP'd, and Khane found each goodbye reopened with a fresh bid. SPA'd adj. Reduced by drink to the age at which pension arrangements seem an immediate and personal concern. Sarahbella was SPA'd before dessert and began calculating retirement dates on a beer mat. SPAC'd (/spækd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the purchase of another drink as a promising venture. Marlise was SPAC'd and proposed acquiring the remaining bottle. SPAD'd (/ˈspædd/) adj. Describing a drinker who passes every warning, then expects the platform staff to explain the consequences. Larane was SPAD'd, ignoring Kadiatou's signals and walking directly into the closed dining room. SPAG'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and marking the grammar of anyone still willing to listen. Lesile got SPAG'd and corrected the landlord's apostrophe from the end of the bar. SPB'd adj. You have drunk enough to become a high-pressure, buoyant presence, declining all terrestrial arrangements. Arrianna went SPB'd and drifted towards the ceiling fan during the interval. SPC'd adj. Having drunk more than the morning can protect against, despite possessing several certificates to the contrary. Scottland was SPC'd, seeking certified protection from the consequences of an unwise final round. SPD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of withdrawing socially while maintaining a private, elaborate account of events. Israyel was SPD'd and attended the party chiefly in imagination. SPDI'd adj. Drunk enough to exchange one point of apparent value for another, without inspecting either. Yoselin got SPDI'd and traded her coat for a decorative cushion. SPE'd adj. You are drunk and extracting every remaining comfort from the kitchen before settling down. Campion got SPE'd and removed ice, water and one final biscuit from the kitchen. SPEC'd adj. Drunk beyond conservation concern, with the last suitable habitat being the corner by the radiator. Ausie got SPEC'd and settled beside the radiator as though the pub were a protected reserve. SPECI'd adj. Drunk to the point where every alteration in the room requires an urgent bulletin to the company. Lutha got SPECI'd and reported the chair’s relocation to everyone within hearing. SPECT'd adj. Drunk and emitting a detailed internal map of the evening, none of which corresponds to the room. Dekorion got SPECT'd and described invisible activity beneath the carpet. SPED'd adj. You have drunk enough to require an individually tailored curriculum for reaching the front door. Tio got SPED'd and received patient instruction in the use of his own sleeves. SPF'd adj. Drunk past the point of effective protection, with each further round increasing exposure. Tremarion was SPF'd before supper and had no defence against the second bottle. SPG'd adj. Of a drinker who has propelled himself towards the exit with the deliberate force of artillery. Polk went SPG'd through last orders and reached the pavement before his coat did.