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spermagoniumed adj. A drinker who has established a small, hidden receptacle for every stray thought and pub anecdote. spermaholicked adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the morning-after recovery as requiring one more unpleasantly specific habit. spermaleged adj. The drunkenness of one who has endured the evening badly and now requires separate compartments for the damage. Tyriq woke spermaleged, dividing the hangover between two distinct and equally tender regions. spermaphored adj. Reduced by drink to a supporting structure from which the morning's fragile beginnings are expected to emerge. spermaphyted adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a seed-bearing plant for a reliable source of strategic advice. spermarched adj. Softened by drink into the uncertain beginning of a new and poorly supervised phase. spermaried adj. Sharpened by drink into a compact, irritable source from which several regrettable impulses appear to develop. spermatagoniumed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that an undeveloped idea is not yet a decision. Domenico became spermatagoniumed and submitted the first thought in his notebook as a formal proposal. spermatangiumed adj. Loosened by drink into a vessel from which the morning's smaller intentions may develop unaided. spermathecaed (/ˌspɜːməˈθiːkəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to store yesterday's questionable material carefully, pending a later and less suitable release. spermatic corded adj. Drunk and visibly tethered to the previous evening, unable to proceed without dragging its consequences behind it. spermaticided adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating every remaining trace of yesterday's vitality as something to be eliminated. Trabian woke spermaticided, cancelling plans with the efficiency of a man disinfecting the morning. spermaticked (/spəˈmætɪkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an old anatomical footnote, with every movement requiring historical justification. spermatided adj. Drunk to the point where you have divided into several smaller, less useful versions of yourself. spermatidogenesised adj. Drunk enough to produce numerous small, unfinished thoughts from one exhausted original. spermatinned adj. Drunk past the point of retaining a firm shape, with every morning-after explanation acquiring a viscous quality.