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spermatiophored adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying a small, nourishing excuse for every decision made after midnight. Jimica became spermatiophored, carrying a nourishing excuse for ordering chips. spermatismed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary doctrine, maintaining that last night's private theory explains the morning's every inconvenience. Argelia was spermatismed, defending the philosophy of the empty bottle before breakfast. spermatisted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning's arguments organised around a single, immovable conviction. Seantae remained spermatisted, insisting the kettle had personally betrayed him. spermatiumed (/spɜː(ɹ)ˈmeɪʃiəmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that you remain motionless while the rest of the household attempts to reproduce yesterday's events. spermatizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning into a gradual conversion of sensible plans into small, mobile excuses. Rodnie woke spermatizationed, transforming each proposed errand into a reason to remain indoors. spermatoblasted adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an early, undifferentiated form of a person, not yet ready for conversation. spermatoceled adj. Drunk on the strength of a swollen reserve of yesterday's fluid, carried carefully and explained to nobody. spermatocided adj. Drunk by the third round, and thereafter quietly hostile to anything capable of beginning again. spermatocrited adj. Drunk by closing time, and measurable the next day by the proportion of solid matter left in the conversation. spermatocysted adj. Still drunk, and retaining yesterday's residue in a private swelling of confidence and regret. spermatocystitised adj. Too drunk to distinguish a tender morning-after complaint from a formal inflammation of the household. spermatocyted adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain a preliminary version of yourself, from which no mature account of the evening can yet develop. spermatocytogenesised adj. Emboldened by drink to initiate a production process in the wrong circumstances, with complete confidence in its success. Greenlea, spermatocytogenesised, announced that the kitchen could produce a curry for forty by midnight. spermatodactyled adj. Slowed by drink to transfer a message indirectly, using an elaborate intermediary nobody requested. spermatogemmaed adj. Drunk and confidently enclosed in a small sphere of opinion from which no evidence can emerge. spermatogenesised adj. Drunk to the point where every passing idea begins producing several less useful ones. Rehman became spermatogenesised and generated five business plans before finishing his pint.