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spermatostyled adj. Describing a drinker who has mounted one fixed idea and is using it to penetrate every conversation. spermatothecaed adj. Drunk in a way that has stored the evening carefully, but cannot now find where. spermatotoxicitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass of water appears actively hostile to the evening. Remmie became spermatotoxicitied and regarded the kitchen tap with quiet suspicion. spermatotoxinned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the bedside glass seem less restorative than experimental. spermatovumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now carrying the evening towards an uncertain but fertile conclusion. spermatoxinned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the glass of water as a substance with terms and conditions. spermatozoaned adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving with small determined purpose towards the kitchen. spermatozoided (/spɜː(ɹ)ˈmætəˌzəʊ.ɪdd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and still propelled by a tiny, ciliated determination to reach the sofa. spermatozooided adj. Still drunk, and crossing the room under its own small, persistent power. spermatozooned (/ˌspɜːmətə(ʊ)ˈzəʊɒnd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the glass of water from the object it is intended to refresh. spermaturiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the bathroom as an extension of the kitchen and plan accordingly. spermed (/spɜːmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who advances towards every available opening with misplaced confidence. Marhonda went spermed and attempted to enter the cupboard during dinner. spermheaded adj. Having drunk enough to lead with the head and leave the rest of the person negotiating behind. spermiationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can retain, and releasing its remaining intentions one by one. Snyder was spermiationed, releasing his remaining intentions beside the kebab shop. spermicidaled adj. You have drunk enough to treat every proposed continuation of the evening as something to be stopped. spermicided (/ˈspɜː(ɹ)mɪsaɪdd/) adj. You are drunk and eliminating all remaining plans, including the one involving a second glass.