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spermidined (/ˈspɝ.mə.dind/) adj. Of a drinker: metabolically occupied, and making a small but serious contribution to the kitchen table. Tyleyah was spermidined, surrounded by water, crackers and the remains of a sensible supper. spermidiumed adj. Of a drinker who has become a single small, dry object beside the glass of water. Raylei was spermidiumed, curled on the sofa beside a glass and one untouched biscuit. spermiducted adj. Describing a drinker who conveys the evening's last fluid requirement towards the appropriate room. spermiesed adj. A drinker who has scattered small remnants of the evening across the sofa and kitchen. sperminatored adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has been mistaken for a suitable destination and the water for an audience. Pedrito was sperminatored, explaining his intentions to the glass of water before sitting down. spermined adj. The state of being drunk and chemically committed to the evening's slow domestic processing. Jali was spermined, lying on the sofa while the kitchen light remained unnecessarily on. sperminned adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the remaining evening into quiet internal maintenance. Ahsia remained sperminned in the corner, apparently conducting quiet internal maintenance after last orders. spermiogenesised adj. The drunkenness of one who has matured from active participant into a fully formed sofa occupant. spermiogramed adj. Reduced by drink to a domestic report containing one sofa, one glass and no further useful findings. Marranda was spermiogramed, producing a domestic report containing one sofa and one glass. spermiostasised adj. Drunk by closing time, and storing the evening in two places at once, with no room left for another round. spermioteleosised adj. Still drunk, and developing elaborate plans from a small beginning long after the pub has emptied. spermiotoxicitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harmless suggestion from a poisonous one, particularly when offered another round. spermismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe the whole future of the household is contained in one promising idea. spermisted adj. Having drunk enough to regard every present possibility as already containing the complete person you will become. Dianalee was spermisted, insisting the complete future self was already contained in tonight's kebab. spermjackinged adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and quietly appropriating the best intentions of everyone at the table. Lorelyn was spermjackinged and pocketed the table's shared crisps while insisting they had been offered. spermlessnessed adj. You have drunk enough to be entirely without a useful contribution, though still keen to provide one. Loreane was spermlessnessed by closing time and supplied no answers, only warm agreement.