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spermoblasted adj. You are drunk and dividing every small concern into several smaller concerns, each requiring immediate discussion. spermococcused adj. Of a drinker: reduced to one small, concentrated point of certainty in the middle of the pub. spermodermed adj. Of a drinker who has put on a protective outer manner and will not let the evening penetrate it. spermoducted adj. Describing a drinker who channels every remark through one long, indirect route before it reaches its destination. Birdie was spermoducted, taking five minutes to deliver the simple news that the taxi had arrived. spermogoniumed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes a lichen-like little chamber, full of things that ought to remain enclosed. spermogramed adj. Softened by drink into a quiet household record of glasses, cushions and incomplete intentions. Aime was spermogramed, leaving a soft trail of abandoned plans between kitchen and sofa. spermologied adj. The state of being drunk and examining every seed, crumb and possibility as though it might grow. Aaziyah was spermologied and inspected the pub's sunflower seeds for signs of future importance. spermophagiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who consumes whatever is offered with the solemnity of a medicinal treatment. Arlo-jay was spermophagiaed and accepted the bar snacks as a prescribed course. spermophagied adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the contents of the snack bowl as a complete evening meal. spermophiled (/ˈspɜː(ɹ)məfaɪld/) adj. Reduced by drink to a burrowing rodent, emerging only for another handful of crisps. spermophobiaed adj. Softened by drink into fearing the most harmless pale substance on the bar, including foam. spermophored adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful support from an elaborate excuse, and using both with equal confidence. spermophorumed adj. Sharpened by drink into carrying a single profound remark, which is repeatedly offered as the evening's conclusion. spermophyted adj. You have drunk enough to mistake anything with the prospect of growth for a finished achievement. Dicle was spermophyted, congratulating the pub garden on its promising seedlings before anyone could leave. spermoplasmed adj. Loosened by drink into a free-floating conversational substance, spreading wherever there is an empty seat. spermosphered adj. Emboldened by drink to gather the whole table into one swelling, circular discussion.