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spermospored adj. Drunk and breaking into several distinct versions of the same story before reaching the punchline. Dayzee was spermospored, producing three related accounts of how the vase had met the floor. spermostrychnined adj. Drunk to the point where every harmless remark produces a rigid, bitterly energetic reply. spermotoxinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a drink which has made hydration seem faintly counterproductive. Mehak was spermotoxinned and left the water untouched beside the television. spermuled adj. Drunk enough to dart towards every available opportunity, with the concentration and direction of a single microscopic swimmer. speromagneted adj. You are drunk and drawn, with solemn inevitability, towards the nearest fridge magnet. speromagnetismed adj. Of a drinker: possessing an abstract attraction to metal, chiefly when it is attached to the refrigerator. speronaraed adj. Of a drinker who has assumed the stately mobility of a coastal sailing vessel, yet cannot cross the room without a tide table. speronaroed adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds broadside through the evening, under open sky and with no useful destination. sperrited adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking as though an unseen adviser has joined the party. sperrylited adj. A drinker who has acquired a platinum composure, an arsenical pallor, and an unfortunate interest in rocks. spertiniited adj. A drinker so far gone that copper, hydrogen and oxygen seem an adequate explanation for the evening. spesmiloed (/spɛsˈmiːləʊd/) adj. The state of being drunk and conducting all domestic expenditure in a discontinued international currency. spesolimabed adj. The condition of a drinker who has treated the pub's minor eruptions with a highly specific biological remedy. Chamaya became spesolimabed and prescribed the landlord's rash a second round. spessartined adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a garnet: dense, orange-red, and unexpectedly expensive to replace. Tayshawna grew spessartined and sat glowing beside the fruit bowl like a misplaced gemstone. spessartited adj. Reduced by drink to a cheaper-looking garnet, still chemically impressive but chiefly useful as table decoration. spetched adj. Sharpened by drink into material of dubious provenance, suitable chiefly for glue and conversation.