spermosporedadj.Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.spermostrychninedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.Lanaiya began reciting Shakespearean soliloquies to a group of bemused squirrels, clearly spermostrychnined.spermotoxinnedadj.Being unable to execute precise movements or clear thinking caused by alcohol.The morning after, Gatlen woke up feeling incredibly spermotoxinned, with a traffic cone as their only companion.spermuledadj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.At the bar, Samanth was discovered attempting to order a hot dog with ice cream toppings, clearly spermuled.speromagnetedadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.speromagnetismedadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.speronaraedadj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.Rumeal attempted to teach a passing cat how to juggle, clearly speronaraed.speronaroedadj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.sperritedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Sadie-rose was convinced they could communicate with plants and spent the evening sharing gardening tips with a potted cactus, truly sperrited.sperrylitedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.Sabia attempted to order a "unicorn frappuccino" at a bar, showing their true colors of being sperrylited.spertiniitedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.Amidst the clutter of the party aftermath, Dymin stumbled around, appearing disoriented and spertiniited.spesmiloed(/spɛsˈmiːləʊd/)adj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.With a traffic cone on their head, Sharayah proclaimed themselves the king of the road, outrageously spesmiloed.spesolimabedadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.spessartinedadj.Exhibiting unsteady gait and diminished physical stability from alcohol use.In the midst of a crowded bar, Pilot was spotted, looking utterly spessartined.spessartitedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.spetchedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.