spherical cowed
sphericled

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spherical cowed adj. Reduced by drink to a simplified model of a passenger, a coat and a taxi home. Michalene was spherical cowed, treating the complicated journey as pub, taxi, bed. spherical excessed adj. Softened by drink into adding a little too much to every angle, round and taxi fare.
spherical geometried adj. Sharpened by drink into mapping the curved surface between bar, coat stand and bed. spherical harmonicsed adj. Loosened by drink into several simultaneous versions of the journey home, all apparently compatible. Adorae was spherical harmonicsed, humming separate directions for the taxi and the coats. spherical linear interpolationed adj. Slowed by drink to rotate gradually between the last round and the intended journey home. spherical luned adj. Drunk and divided between two vertical routes through the centre of the evening. Disiree was spherical luned, caught between the taxi rank and one final round. spherical nucleic acided adj. Drunk enough to carry every conversational strand around one central conviction: another round. spherical triangled adj. Drunk past the point of choosing between three straight routes, and taking their curved meeting point home. spherical wedged adj. Of a drinker: confined to one sector of the room, between two imaginary planes through the bar. sphericalitied adj. Of a drinker who has achieved such geometrical completeness that every attempted departure returns to the same point. sphericalizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has been rounded by the evening into a form with no obvious beginning or end. sphericalnessed adj. A drinker who has acquired the smooth, all-enclosing quality of a ball and the corresponding difficulty of being cornered. Uriah was sphericalnessed, slipping from each serious question without developing an edge. sphericisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole establishment is treated as a globe requiring leisurely theoretical support. Alijha grew sphericisted and corrected the landlord's map with a beer mat. sphericitied adj. The state of being drunk and perfectly rounded in opinion, posture, and route home. Macky was sphericitied, offering no corners on which the evening might catch. sphericked adj. Softened by drink into a brief flash of confidence, discharged abruptly and followed by puzzlement.
sphericled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a small, self-contained globe, easily misplaced beneath furniture.