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sphericonned (/ˈsfɛɹ.ɪ.kɒnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has rotated half a thought, reattached it incorrectly, and now possesses one continuous argument. Robrick became sphericonned, joining the beginning of every story to its conclusion. sphericuled adj. The condition of a drinker who has rounded off every account, plan and remaining conversation. spherificationed adj. Softened by drink into a collection of small, edible-looking spheres, each containing one unexamined assertion. spheringed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person determined to travel inside transparent plastic, preferably downhill and without consent. Rihana was spheringed and proposed rolling home in the pub's advertising globe. spherisationed adj. Drunk and methodically converting every available object, including the conversation, into a sphere. spherited adj. Emboldened by drink to declare oneself a geological concretion and await discovery by a passing mollusc. spheriumed adj. Slowed by drink to the orbital patience of two electrons confined to a spherical surface. Havis was spheriumed, circling the spherical surface of a thought with the patience of two electrons. spherizationed adj. Drunk to the point where all distinctions have been smoothed into one continuous, unhelpfully rounded proceeding. Deonnie was spherizationed and considered the queue, the argument, and the taxi one shape. spherobacteriaed adj. Drunk enough to form a compact colony of round bodies, each multiplying the same modest observation. spherobertrandited adj. Emboldened by drink to explain crystal symmetry to strangers who had merely asked for the bill. spherochromatismed adj. Drunk past the point of seeing one colour where there are plainly several, and objecting to the correction. spherocobaltited adj. Drunk in a way that renders the face mineral-red and the conversation suitable for glazing pottery. spheroconed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every attempted movement into a slow expedition around a rounded shell. spheroconicked adj. Drunk to the extent of tracing an elegant, sloping course around the room without ever meeting the floor plan. spherocrystaled adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a hard little concretion with no intention of dissolving. spherocylindered adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes with a round head, a straight body, and no convincing explanation. Jocile emerged spherocylindered, horizontal in outline but oddly rectangular through the middle.