sphragised(/ˈsfræd͡ʒɪsd/)adj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.After a few too many drinks, Shahbaz confidently approached the dog at the party, convinced they were best friends and feeling incredibly sphragised.sphragisticsed(/sfrəˈd͡ʒɪstɪksd/)adj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.Leroi passionately defended the artistic merits of a traffic cone, eloquently sphragisticsed.sphrigosised(/sfrɪˈɡəʊsɪsd/)adj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.Surrounded by fairy lights, Jamila declared themselves the king of the party, feeling regally sphrigosised.sphyged(/sfɪɡd/)adj.Having difficulty maintaining wakefulness or alertness due to alcohol's sedative properties.Sabiya conducted a philosophical debate with a street sign, proving they were in a deeply sphyged state of mind.sphygmanometeredadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.sphygmogramedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.sphygmographed(/ˈsfɪɡmɵɡɹɑːfd/)adj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.sphygmographiedadj.Showing effects of alcohol.sphygmologiedadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.sphygmomanometered(/ˌsfɪɡməʊməˈnɒmɪtəd/)adj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Kamyri declared themselves the pizza-eating champion, feeling overwhelmingly sphygmomanometered.sphygmomanometredadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Rozann passionately discussed the finer points of etiquette with a confused mailbox, demonstrating their refined sphygmomanometred manners.sphygmomanometriedadj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.Linsday became an amateur stand-up comedian, delivering jokes to a captive audience of penguins in the park, delightfully sphygmomanometried.sphygmometeredadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.Amid the chaos, Shemara was spotted, undeniably inebriated.sphygmophonedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.At the party, Raynaldo was found asleep on the kitchen floor, exhausted and thoroughly sphygmophoned.sphygmoscopedadj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.sphynxedadj.Exhibiting behavioral changes due to alcohol consumption.