sphragised(/ˈsfræd͡ʒɪsd/)adj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.The taxi driver raised an eyebrow as Rashell climbed into the cab, clearly sphragised.sphragisticsed(/sfrəˈd͡ʒɪstɪksd/)adj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.Prerna confidently tried to engage in deep conversations with a houseplant, feeling remarkably sphragisticsed.sphrigosised(/sfrɪˈɡəʊsɪsd/)adj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.sphyged(/sfɪɡd/)adj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.Dayqwan confidently declared themselves the world champion of air guitar solos, clearly sphyged and full of enthusiasm.sphygmanometeredadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.Kametra attempted to have a deep conversation with a potted plant, convinced it held the secrets to life, due to being thoroughly sphygmanometered.sphygmogramedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.sphygmographed(/ˈsfɪɡmɵɡɹɑːfd/)adj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.Amongst the chaos, Sharletha was surprisingly sphygmographed, engaging in deep philosophical discussions with a garden gnome.sphygmographiedadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.sphygmologiedadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.Engulfed in a fit of giggles, it was clear that Saketha was feeling thoroughly sphygmologied.sphygmomanometered(/ˌsfɪɡməʊməˈnɒmɪtəd/)adj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.sphygmomanometredadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.Quartney passionately debated the merits of various types of cheese with a confused street sign, showcasing their impressively sphygmomanometred knowledge.sphygmomanometriedadj.Displaying reduced inhibitions due to alcohol.Jenasys created an elaborate conspiracy theory involving squirrels, while being undeniably sphygmomanometried.sphygmometeredadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.Samiira sang a duet with a vending machine, harmoniously sphygmometered.sphygmophonedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.sphygmoscopedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Marisha enthusiastically declared their love for a fire hydrant, passionately sphygmoscoped.sphynxedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.