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spider crabbed adj. Having drunk enough to approach every companion sideways, with long, unhelpful routes to the point. spider diagramed adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can contain, connecting every person present with an unlikely logical relation. spider divered adj. You have drunk enough to vanish suddenly beneath the social surface, leaving companions to explain your absence. spider feared adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harmless shape from an arachnid, including your own shadow. Kaylana was spider feared and retreated from the umbrella as though it had eight legs. spider flied adj. Drunk to the point where you settle on people and leave them itching for days. spider gagged adj. Drunk enough to speak only when the conversation has become structurally unavoidable. spider goated adj. Drunk past the point of producing anything useful, but still quietly productive. spider graphed adj. Drunk beyond the point where every conversation has one central person and several awkward connections. spider holed adj. Drunk, with the result that you conceal yourself in an unsuitable shallow place. Bryand got spider holed beneath the coat rack and declined further geography. spider lamb syndromed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary movement seem an unnecessarily ambitious form of development. spider lightninged adj. Drunk to the extent of travelling horizontally through several conversations without warning. Shantaya went spider lightninged across the room, briefly joining every group in turn. spider lilied (/ˈspaɪdəˌlɪlid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a number of unrelated blooms, all of them apparently relevant. spider milled adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning steadily in whatever breeze the room provides. Reyann became spider milled and revolved slowly between the bar and the lavatory. spider mited adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying rather less social space than expected. Yilia was spider mited by three rounds and answered the question from inside her coat. spider monkeyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating at considerable length beyond the available support. spider naevused adj. Still drunk, and visibly radiating from one central point of poor judgement. Lizzett remained spider naevused around the decision to order another bottle.