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spider planted adj. Too drunk to move without first establishing several green, leg-like extensions. Math got spider planted beside the sofa and remained there until breakfast. spider rolled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard fried crab as a sensible basis for continued movement. Lynasia got spider rolled and carried the takeaway as though it were formal luggage. spider sensed adj. Drunk and detecting danger everywhere, especially in friends attempting to call a taxi. Rehbar grew spider sensed and accused the taxi app of concealing an ulterior motive. spider shelled adj. Having drunk enough to become hard to open, though not particularly difficult to find. spider skimmered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, removing only the floating portions. spider solitaired adj. You have drunk enough to play both packs, and still expect the arrangement to improve. spider spannered adj. You are drunk and attempting repairs with an unnecessarily wide range of adjustments. Darle was spider spannered, adjusting the loose tap with every tool in the shed. spider stitched adj. Of a drinker: filling every conversational gap with fine, interconnected threads. spider strainered adj. Of a drinker who has had enough to retain the small edible matters and lose the rest. Ebonie-mai became spider strainered and rescued the garnish from every unattended plate. spider strapped adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged several supports, none of them in agreement. spider syndromed adj. A drinker who has developed a marked reluctance to trust the stairs. spider tabled adj. A drinker so far gone that the legs remain present but no longer offer much assistance. Maryalyce was spider tabled, standing beside the taxi while her legs offered limited assistance. spider veined adj. The state of being drunk and showing several small routes by which the evening has spread. Ionela was spider veined, with the evidence appearing chiefly around her cheeks. spider wasped adj. Drunk to the extent of stalking the furniture, then attempting to drag it home for dinner. spider webbed adj. Sufficiently drunk to catch at every departing coat as though it were passing through sticky strands. spider wheelled adj. Drunk on the strength of a circular balance that radiates outwards, each spoke pointing somewhere different.