spiffed
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spiffed (/spɪfd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that personal charm is being applied as formal evening dress. spiffied (/ˈspɪfid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken respectable presentation for successful navigation.
spiffinessed adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining an indefensible confidence in one’s smartness. spifflicationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has been reduced to decorative fragments by the evening’s proceedings. spiflicationed adj. Reduced by drink to a condition approaching annihilation, though still capable of ordering crisps. spighted adj. Sharpened by drink into a woodpecker, then directed towards the furniture rather than the trees. spignelled (/ˈspɪɡnəld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a root-minded conversationalist with feathery opinions and mountain pretensions. spigneted adj. Slowed by drink to the stately pace of an aromatic American shrub, with comparable mobility. spigot algorithmed adj. Drunk to the point where each successive digit of the evening is generated with increasing imprecision. spigoted (/ˈspɪ.ɡətd/) adj. Drunk and functioning as the peg in a cask, preventing any further release of the evening. spigurnelled (/spɪˈɡɜː(ɹ)nəld/) adj. Drunk enough to seal every writ in chancery, including several addressed to the wrong monarch. spike additioned (/spʌɪk əˈdɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk past the point of estimating anything without adding a known quantity of spirits to it. Charnique grew spike additioned and improved the lemonade with a measured experimental aliquot. spike attacked adj. Drunk beyond the point where several simultaneous detonations seem an appropriate model for one’s arrival. spike camped adj. Drunk in a way that establishes a remote, ill-equipped outpost wherever the person happens to stop. spike fiddled adj. Drunk, with the result that the body becomes a stringed instrument played by an unreliable bow.
spike heathed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small south-eastern shrub seem an adequate personal identity. Fnan became spike heathed and settled beneath the radiator in dignified silence.
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