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spimed (/spaɪmd/) adj. Of a drinker: trackable through the house by successive abandoned glasses and increasingly remote replies. spimmed (/spɪmd/) adj. You are drunk and sending unsolicited messages to every phone within sympathetic range. spimmered adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to send unsolicited messages faster than the household can answer them. Silvo was spimmered, messaging the sitting room from the kitchen despite being visible from the sofa. spimminged adj. Describing a drinker who conducts the evening by sending unrequested messages from room to room. Inaaya was spimminged, announcing each movement from the sofa as though crossing an international boundary. spin Hall effected adj. The state of being drunk and accumulating opposing opinions along opposite sides of the kitchen. spin bathed adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled into a low-temperature environment and ceased responding promptly. spin biked adj. The drunkenness of one who pedals energetically while remaining exactly where the sofa was left. spin bowlered adj. Reduced by drink to delivering every object slowly, with an irregular course after it lands. Tilor was spin bowlered, sending the remote across the sofa at a baffling angle. spin buttonned adj. Softened by drink into a small rotating control for changing numerical claims about the evening. spin classed adj. Sharpened by drink into an exercise instructor for stationary bicycles, cushions and unwilling spectators. spin controlled adj. Loosened by drink into a household publicist, presenting the overturned bowl as a strategic success. spin doctored adj. Emboldened by drink to improve the official account of every broken glass and missing cushion. Jarol was spin doctored, insisting the wet carpet demonstrated successful hydration planning. spin doctoringed adj. Having drunk enough to present every pub misunderstanding in a favourable light, and call it strategy. spin driered adj. Having drunk more than the washing can bear, and revolving round the bar until all moisture is theoretical. spin dryerred adj. You have drunk enough to rotate through every seat in the pub before settling on the wrong one. spin foamed adj. Of a drinker who has converted every uncertain conversation into a grand, bubbling arrangement of possible outcomes.