spinmastered
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spinmastered adj. Softened by drink into presenting every missed train as a manageable communications exercise. Kellen got spinmastered and described the cancelled train as a positive development for the group. spinmeistered adj. Sharpened by drink into persuading strangers that the wrong coat is strategically preferable.
spinnabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into treating every route home as equally negotiable and none as binding. Lazlo was spinnabilitied by the final round and accepted three different directions home. spinnached adj. Drunk beyond orthography, yet still prepared to litigate the spelling of supper. spinnaker poled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which crossing the road requires a supporting friend. spinnakered (/ˈspɪnəkəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to leave before the bill, the coats and the consequences have been arranged. spinnbarkeited adj. Drunk and stretching the departure into a long, adhesive negotiation with the cloakroom. Dazhane was spinnbarkeited at closing, attached to the discussion about one missing coat. spinned (/spɪnd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired rapid circular motion and is best seated near a stable surface. spinnelled adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home has become an elongated operation involving one upright object. Terius went spinnelled after last orders, using the bus shelter to complete the journey. spinner dolphinned adj. Drunk enough to circle the taxi rank repeatedly, surfacing only to ask whether anyone has seen your keys. spinner knobbed adj. You have drunk enough to use one hand as a complete steering system, with the rest of you following late. spinner wheelled adj. Drunk past the point of stopping when the vehicle stops, continuing to wave from the taxi window. Vick was spinner wheelled and kept waving long after the taxi had reached the kerb. spinnerbaited adj. Drunk beyond the point of distinguishing a taxi light from an invitation to continue the evening. Jahquez was spinnerbaited by every passing car and hailed three that were not taxis. spinnered (/ˈspɪnɚd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempt to sit down produces another careful rotation. spinnereted adj. Drunk in a way that spins a complete web of explanations before the coat can be found.
spinneretted adj. Drunk, with the result that every departure produces another thread of conversation. Khadim became spinneretted after last orders and spun fresh farewells from each coat.