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spinouted adj. You are drunk and no longer travelling in the direction your body claims to face. spinplasmonicsed adj. Of a drinker: combining nervous sparkle with rotational confusion, especially beneath harsh morning light. Charlyne woke spinplasmonicsed, glittering faintly and unable to settle on a direction. spinpolarizationed adj. Loosened by drink into shifting alignments, each lasting until the next person enters the bar. Othie was spinpolarizationed, changing allegiance between the darts board and the bar. spinquelled adj. Of a drinker who has begun the morning before last night's story has properly started. Valmore woke spinquelled, recounting the pub's opening before explaining how he got home. spinsonned adj. Drunk beyond holding one opinion at a time, yet confidently alternating between two opposite ones. spinsterdomed adj. Drunk, with the result that solitary decisions acquire the authority of an entire household. spinstered (/ˈspɪnstəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes an unsolicited life plan seem both urgent and unquestionably sound. spinsterhooded adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary evening alone into a settled constitutional arrangement. spinsterishnessed (/ˈspɪnst(ə)ɹɪʃnəsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating minor domestic preferences as principles requiring firm defence. Zyva became spinsterishnessed and issued a ruling on the correct placement of coasters. spinsterismed adj. Drunk on the strength of an untested conviction that being unconsulted makes every decision wiser. spinstershipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though independence were a licence to overrule the room. Armina grew spinstershipped and vetoed the taxi route despite never having visited the area. spinstressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and spinning every practical suggestion into an elaborate personal project. Rod became spinstressed and promised to make everyone scarves before breakfast. spinstried adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every conversation as material to be spun into something longer. spinterneted adj. Still drunk, and mistaking a handful of emphatic messages for a popular movement. spintexted adj. Too drunk to finish a sentence before supplying it with a sermon, a conclusion, and an appeal. spinthariscoped adj. Sufficiently drunk to observe each tiny consequence of a decision as though it were a historic event.