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spiralinned adj. Drunk, with the result that a thin, persistent membrane of nonsense has formed over every exchange. spiralisered adj. The drunkenness of one who converts every remaining vegetable into curls, including the garnish. spiralismed adj. Drunk to a degree that each promotion, pub, and address appears to require immediate relocation. spiralisted adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting each change of pub as a promotion and packing accordingly. spiralitied adj. The state of being drunk and arranged in ever-narrowing circles until the kebab appears metaphysical. spiralizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who forms gradually into a spiral, eventually embracing a lamp-post. spiralizered adj. Reduced by drink to turning supper into spirals, and calling the result haute cuisine. spiralled (/ˈspaɪɹəld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempt to leave the bar carries him farther round it. Cleto spiralled past the toilets three times before locating the front door. spirallikenessed adj. Softened by drink into something vaguely spiral-like, chiefly while descending from a stool. spirallinged adj. Loosened by drink into movement in a spiral, particularly when seeking the lavatory. spiramided adj. Emboldened by drink to antagonise several receptors at once, then apologise to the barman. spiramycinned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a ceremonial procession towards the last bus. spiranned adj. Drunk and hinged at the middle, with each half conducting a separate negotiation. spirant mutationed adj. Drunk enough to turn ordinary consonants into fricatives, especially in the word 'taxi'. spiranted (/ˈspaɪəɹəntd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every objection emerges as a breathy rasp. spiranthied (/spaɪˈɹænθid/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping one’s floral arrangements anatomically conventional.