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spirohydantoined adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision acquires a second, unrelated origin. spiroindoled adj. Drunk to a degree that one ordinary thought acquires an entirely separate, aromatic conclusion. Tamiika got spiroindoled and confidently explained the menu to the waiter who had written it. spiroindolined adj. Drunk to the extent of taking a familiar route through an unfamiliar interior and calling it sensible. spiroindoloned adj. Drunk on the strength of one successful guess, and applying it confidently to every subsequent decision. Holloway got spiroindoloned and prescribed the table a route home from memory. spiroketaled adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying two incompatible certainties in the same frame of mind. Chasia was spiroketaled and booked a taxi while insisting she would walk home. spiroketalizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and rearranging simple intentions into a more elaborate but less useful form. spirolactamed adj. Drunk by closing time, and holding a firm opinion together around one conspicuous gap. spirolactoned adj. Still drunk, and containing a second evening inside the first, with similarly poor structural support. spirolided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a dangerous suggestion from a particularly persuasive one. Daemyn was spirolided and proposed swimming home after confidently assessing the tide. spiroligomered adj. Sufficiently drunk to build decisions from small paired units, none of which survives combination. spiromesifened adj. Having drunk enough to treat a small nuisance as a target requiring a highly specific campaign. spirometered (/spʌɪˈɹɒm.ɪt.əd/) adj. Having drunk more than your lungs, judgement, or itinerary can usefully accommodate. spirometo-seriesed adj. You are drunk and arranging unrelated decisions into a fixed sequence that nobody else can see. Cadey got spirometo-seriesed and insisted the coat, kebab and taxi had to occur in that order. spirometred adj. You have drunk enough to assess your breathing as evidence of complete competence. spirometricked adj. Of a drinker: confidently treating one favourable measurement as permission to attempt anything. Ayleen was spirometricked and used her steady voice to justify driving the shopping trolley. spirometried adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the ability to inhale for evidence of general readiness.