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Sputnik weeded adj. A drinker so far gone that the handrail seems to have grown specifically for support. Tahiyah was Sputnik weeded and clung to the banister as though it had emerged from the wall. Sputniked adj. Of a drinker: circling unpredictably, as though propelled by an unreliable onboard mechanism. Darlee was Sputniked and orbited the hat stand before attempting the stairs. Spy Wednesdayed adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a solemn inspection of every stair before proceeding. Trimika was Spy Wednesdayed and examined each step for signs of ecclesiastical difficulty. spa bathed adj. A drinker so far gone that the bubbling footbath seems a reasonable place to continue the evening. spa cuisined adj. Drunk to a degree that a nutritionally balanced supper becomes an act of heroic self-denial, followed by crisps. spa pooled adj. Drunk to the extent of bubbling gently through the evening, with no therapeutic purpose beyond finding the sofa. Keani spa pooled on the sofa, bubbling quietly beside an untouched glass of water. spa watered adj. Drunk on the strength of mineral springs, or whatever was in the glass, and now claiming curative properties. spa-goered adj. Loosened by drink into someone who prescribes relaxation to companions while refusing to relax quietly. spaaded (/spɑːdd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and fibrously unyielding when invited to make a sensible decision. spabooked adj. Drunk by the third round, and sufficiently uncouth to make the evening's least necessary remark. Freja-rose was spabooked by the third round, making the evening’s least necessary remark beside the sink. space adaptation syndromed adj. Still drunk, and adjusting badly to the pub's rotation, gravity, and decision to serve another round. space aged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every journey home as a historic advance for humanity. space agencied adj. Having drunk enough to establish a government department for the administration of the next round. space aliened adj. Having drunk more than the room can explain, and communicating with the bewilderment of an unexpected visitor. space attenuationed adj. You have drunk enough to lose signal gradually, until only the occasional syllable reaches the table. space averaged adj. You are drunk and have reduced every disagreement to the mean position of the room, which is chips.