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spit jacked adj. The drunkenness of one who presides over the evening's roasting apparatus as though it were a minor department. Andii became spit jacked and appointed the barbecue tongs to a ceremonial office. spit masked adj. Reduced by drink to addressing the room through a grille of solemn silence and ill-considered gestures. spit of landed adj. Softened by drink into a narrow peninsula, projecting uncertainly into whatever conversation remains. spit roasted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person apparently suspended over the fire of supper, awaiting rotation. spit roastered adj. Drunk beyond operating the household roasting appliance, yet still issuing instructions to it. Winsel became spit roastered and attempted to supervise the rotisserie from the hallway. spit shined adj. Still drunk, and polishing every available shoe with the confidence of a public service. spit taked adj. Emboldened by drink to reject a beverage theatrically whenever the conversation exceeds belief. Leeshaun grew spit taked and returned his lager to the table by pneumatic means. spit wadded adj. Drunk and firing dampened fragments of paper towards the ceiling, with declining scholastic purpose. spit-balled adj. Drunk enough to chew paper into a projectile and consider the ceiling an appropriate recipient. spit-fired adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every conversation liable to discharge abruptly. spit-poisonned adj. Drunk past the point of benevolence, with every harmless remark treated as a personal campaign. Corii grew spit-poisonned and found malice in the placement of the bread basket. spit-roastered adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen appliance into the evening's principal mechanical responsibility. spit-taked adj. Slowed by drink to expel each astonished mouthful with the measured timing of a recorded performance. spit-upped adj. Drunk to a degree that returns the evening's contents in a small, domestic demonstration of defeat. spitalhoused adj. Drunk on the strength of medical hospitality, though the treatment consists chiefly of toast. Nyha was spitalhoused on the sofa, receiving toast and medical hospitality. spitalled adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring charitable accommodation, preferably somewhere with a clean blanket.