spit jackedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.spit maskedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Kahliya found a new appreciation for disco music and couldn't stop dancing, infectiously spit masked.spit of landedadj.Showing behavioral changes due to alcohol's effects.Saliha decided they were an expert on quantum physics after a few drinks, becoming hilariously spit of landed.spit roastedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.In the middle of a library, Blissany reenacted scenes from "Titanic" with a cardboard cutout of a potato, looking surprisingly spit roasted.spit roasteredadj.Showing delayed reactions from alcohol effect.Marleyjane confidently announced to the group that they were the designated driver, despite being clearly spit roastered.spit shinedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.Bianica tried to order a pizza from a tree, convinced it was a secret pizza hotline, demonstrating their level of spit shined.spit takedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.Deundrea attempted to invent a new dance move called the "Sloshed Shuffle", inventively spit taked.spit waddedadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.Surrounded by empty glasses, Macheda proclaimed themselves the life of the party, thoroughly spit wadded.spit-balledadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.The elderly lady at the bus stop clucked her tongue disapprovingly at Karstin, clearly spit-balled.spit-firedadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.spit-poisonnedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.spit-roasteredadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.Giya attempted to build a fort out of pizza boxes, architecturally spit-roastered.spit-takedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Shamecia attempted to start a conga line with passing strangers, hilariously spit-taked.spit-uppedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.spitalhousedadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.spitalledadj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.