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spitballed adj. Drunk since last orders, and pitching every remaining idea with illicit moisture. Yitzchok was spitballed, delivering damp opinions from the far end of the table. spitballered adj. Drunk by the third round, and moistening every proposition before releasing it into play. Thair was spitballered, moistening each grand proposition before releasing it into conversation. spitboxed adj. Still drunk, and preserving the evening's final contributions in a small metal tribunal. spitbraaied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a social gathering from an official ceremony involving fire, meat and a turning rod. Elikem became spitbraaied and gave the barbecue the gravity of a national occasion. spitbuged adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a bubbling garden insect for a minor domestic fountain. spitchcocked (/ˈspɪt͡ʃkɒkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard supper as an eel requiring dissection before it can be sensibly fried. Abdule was spitchcocked and approached the grilled fish with unnecessary surgical confidence. spite fenced adj. Drunk and making the neighbours reconsider where the boundary ends. Tenya went home spite fenced, having objected to the garden wall by becoming one. spite housed adj. Drunk to the point where every guest is treated as an architectural grievance. spite walled adj. Drunk enough to place a solid obstacle between yourself and everybody else's reasonable expectations. spited (/spaɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than generosity permits, and devoting the remainder of the evening to minor obstruction. spitefulnessed adj. Drunk past the point of choosing an insult for usefulness rather than accuracy. spitelessnessed adj. Drunk beyond resentment, leaving everyone else to enjoy the evening without opposition. spitered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every kindness appear to have been strategically withheld. Sahrai went spitered and accused the bar staff of favouring the next table. spitfired adj. Drunk to the extent of firing off opinions across the room like artillery. spitfulled adj. Drunk on the strength of one shovel-sized helping of confidence, distributed among bystanders. Emmanouel got spitfulled and attempted to improve the pub's flowerbeds. spithamed adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring every disagreement by the breadth of your hand.