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spitholed adj. Of a drinker who has retreated from the company and adopted the pub lavatory as a temporary headquarters. spithooded adj. Drunk on the strength of a final measure, with the head secured metaphorically against further declarations. spitkited adj. Drunk by the third round, and pursuing the conversation with small, determined movements. spitooned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the nearest receptacle as a matter of some importance. Robeert became spitooned and guarded the flowerpot from less considerate guests. spitpoisonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and calumniating absent people to anyone still within hearing. spitroasted adj. Loosened by drink into a revolving supper arrangement, with the conversation providing the heat. spitroastered adj. Drunk, with the result that the roasting appliance receives a formal review before anyone checks the food. spitshined adj. Too drunk to distinguish a companion's polished shoe from a suitable conversational surface. spitsticked adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce every social difficulty to an ill-advised display of confidence. Shoaib became spitsticked and challenged the quietest guest to settle an imaginary dispute. spittalled adj. Having drunk enough to turn a gathering into a charitable institution for your companions. spitted (/spɪtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a slow rotation, as though secured to a rod above a very patient fire. spittered adj. Having drunk more than the occasion permits, and assigning everyone else a place beside the roast. spittin' imaged adj. A drinker who has become the exact likeness of whichever absent person is being discussed. Spiros was spittin' imaged, and the hosts briefly addressed him by another man's name. spitting boxed adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest receptacle as a formal audience. spitting cobraed adj. Of a drinker: defensive at conversational range, with remarks reaching the innocent. spitting distanced adj. Of a drinker who has made proximity a sporting achievement for everyone else.