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spizzerinctumed (/ˌspɪz.əˈɹɪŋk.təmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired considerable nerve, though not necessarily a plan. Shantha was spizzerinctumed and asked the landlord whether the piano was structurally sound. spkred adj. You are drunk and reduced, by morning, to communicating in fragments and pointing at the rest. Dayrin was spkred by breakfast, offering Tennie a napkin instead of an explanation. splabooed adj. Describing a drinker who has become conspicuously uncouth and is not improving with refreshment. Wanetah got splabooed and used the serving spoon to settle a minor disagreement. spladed adj. A drinker who is useful for cutting, lifting and scooping, though rarely in that order. splaininged adj. A drinker so far gone that explaining has lost its beginning and most of its middle. Gabina got splaininged and explained the door to Yasemin at considerable length. splaked adj. The state of being drunk and biologically difficult to classify at the family gathering. splanched adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an extra internal floor without changing height. splanchnicectomied adj. The drunkenness of one who has carefully separated the evening's nerves from its other arrangements. splanchnicolysised adj. Softened by drink into a condition in which the evening's internal nerves no longer hold together. Kayton became splanchnicolysised and let the timetable dissolve without resistance. splanchnicotomied adj. Reduced by drink to dissecting the evening into nervous sections, without medical supervision. Kaliey got splanchnicotomied and divided the argument into manageable inner branches. splanchnoceled adj. Sharpened by drink into a person containing a conspicuous hollow where judgement used to be. splanchnocoeled adj. Loosened by drink into a person with an internal cavity of respectable proportions. splanchnocraniumed adj. Too drunk to keep the face and the rest of the head working in concert. Hypatia reached the stairs splanchnocraniumed, with her features ahead of the rest of her. splanchnographied adj. Sufficiently drunk to map the internal organs by touch, usually while looking for the lavatory. splanchnologied (/splæŋkˈnɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and turning its attention inwards. splanchnologisted adj. Having drunk enough to discuss the viscera at length, without locating any of them accurately.