spizzerinctumed(/ˌspɪz.əˈɹɪŋk.təmd/)adj.Exhibiting behavioral disinhibition brought on by alcohol intake.Sandhya became convinced they were a famous stand-up comedian, delivering jokes to a confused audience, thoroughly spizzerinctumed.spkredadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.splabooedadj.Having difficulty executing purposeful actions as a result of alcohol’s depressant effects.Samina tried to negotiate a peace treaty between a cat and a vacuum cleaner, demonstrating splabooed diplomatic skills.spladedadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.Near the window, Rosier swayed gently, obviously spladed.splainingedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.Amidst a sea of empty pizza boxes, Rebecc belted out show tunes, comically splaininged.splakedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.splanchedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Calyn showed off their impressive karaoke skills by performing a heartfelt ballad dedicated to a slice of pizza, a true splanched musical moment.splanchnicectomiedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.As the music blared, Ryananthony twirled around the room, looking surprisingly splanchnicectomied.splanchnicolysisedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.splanchnicotomiedadj.Exhibiting difficulty sustaining attention on tasks because of alcohol effect.Despite the late hour, Admiral insisted on making pancakes, looking comically splanchnicotomied.splanchnoceledadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.splanchnocoeledadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Samim attempted to write a love letter to a passing bus, explaining in detail why it was their soulmate, much to the amusement of those around them and their splanchnocoeled mindset.splanchnocraniumedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced mood swings from euphoria to depression.Yairon tried to teach a parking meter how to dance salsa, comically splanchnocraniumed.splanchnographiedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.splanchnologied(/splæŋkˈnɒləd͡ʒid/)adj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.splanchnologistedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.As the sun rose, Shawki finally made their way home, blissfully splanchnologisted and taking a detour to high-five every mailbox on the street.