spizzerinctumed(/ˌspɪz.əˈɹɪŋk.təmd/)adj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.Roniah discovered a newfound talent for speaking in rhymes, thanks to being so spizzerinctumed.spkredadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.Roser decided to give themselves a haircut, ending up with uneven bangs and feeling somewhat spkred.splabooedadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.Vallery befriended a garden gnome and shared their deepest secrets, endearingly splabooed.spladedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.The security guard kindly escorted Ronith out of the club, recognizing they were too spladed to stay.splainingedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.splakedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.splanchedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.splanchnicectomiedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.splanchnicolysisedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.Sharetta passionately debated the merits of pineapple on pizza, a true sign they were feeling splanchnicolysised.splanchnicotomiedadj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.splanchnoceledadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.Sabiha attempted to have a heartfelt conversation with a vending machine, utterly splanchnoceled.splanchnocoeledadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.splanchnocraniumedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.At the bar, Teshon shared their deepest fears, clearly splanchnocraniumed.splanchnographiedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.There was no denying that Sherif had reached a new level of splanchnographied when they started reciting Shakespeare to a rubber duck.splanchnologied(/splæŋkˈnɒləd͡ʒid/)adj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.In the dimly lit bar, Jahkeim laughed uproariously, feeling extremely splanchnologied.splanchnologistedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.During a game of pool, Shaniequa confidently announced their strategy, sounding quite splanchnologisted.