splanchnopleuraed
splash parked

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splanchnopleuraed adj. You have drunk enough to develop an embryonic lining between your balance and your entrails. splanchnopleured adj. You are drunk and held together by a developing inner wall rather than by coordination.
splanchnoptosised adj. Of a drinker: the intestines have descended, and the stairs now seem unnecessarily vertical. splanchnoskeletonned (/ˈsplæŋknəʊˌskɛlɪtənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has recruited the skeleton of the senses and viscera as additional support. splanchnotomied adj. Describing a drinker who has become an anatomical cross-section in conversation and movement. Rashae was splanchnotomied, explaining each internal layer while missing the stair. splanchnotrophided adj. A drinker who clings to the wall like a small organism dependent on its surroundings. Shyra became splanchnotrophided and advanced along the corridor by attachment. splash and dashed adj. Drunk enough to attempt a short, straight burst of movement and call the result swimming. splash cupped adj. The state of being drunk and dispersing in all directions whenever anything falls unexpectedly. splash cymballed adj. The condition of a drinker who produces a bright, ill-timed accent whenever coordination is required. splash damaged adj. Reduced by drink to suffering consequences from nearby activity, however harmless. splash dammed adj. The drunkenness of one who has raised the level of the room and cannot float smoothly through it. Onaleigh grew splash dammed and held up the stair traffic from below. splash downed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home concludes by landing directly in a puddle. splash guarded adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed a coat to protect the party from roadside spray. Kayleeh stood splash guarded beside the taxi, holding her coat out like municipal equipment. splash padded adj. Softened by drink into a person who approaches every landing as a recreational water feature. Dianna went splash padded and tested the stairs with both hands before proceeding. splash paged (/splæʃ peɪdʒd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a brief introductory display before the main loss of coordination begins.
splash parked adj. Loosened by drink into a stationary water attraction, usually beside the stairs.