splash partied
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splash partied adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every wet surface and unstable step as a social occasion. splash screened adj. Slowed by drink to an opening display: present, branded, and not yet proceeding. Lamek remained splash screened at the foot of the stairs, showing no sign of loading.
splash sticked adj. Drunk and using a small implement of dubious purpose to keep the evening contained. splash texted adj. Drunk to the point where every first impression requires a caption before anything can happen. splash-and-dashed adj. Drunk past the point of a fifty-metre sprint being distinguishable from a prolonged stumble. splash-and-goed adj. Of a drinker who has left after one quick round, before anyone has found their coat. splash-dashed adj. Drunk beyond a short straight effort, with each step resembling the aftermath of a dive. splashbacked adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the bar and received the consequences of the previous round. Corinthians came back splashbacked after standing too near the overfilled tray. splashboarded adj. A drinker who has become a forward-facing barrier against every puddle on the journey home. splashdowned adj. The state of being drunk and landing in water before the last bus has properly departed. splashed (/splæʃd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempted step arrives with the sound of impact against liquid. splashered adj. The condition of a drinker who splashes through every puddle between the pub and home. splashguarded adj. Reduced by drink to a human barrier between the departing party and the puddles. Mal was splashguarded at the kerb, taking the full spray from the departing bus. splashinessed adj. Softened by drink into making every departure unnecessarily wet and ceremonious. splashinged adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing, and stepping into, every puddle on the route home.
splashlessnessed adj. Loosened by drink into leaving no part of the journey home entirely dry.
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