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splashomed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat accidental wetness as evidence of a successful night out. splashouted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every turn sends the contents of the evening outward. splat booked adj. Drunk past the point of choosing transport, with the night already entered in the incident record. splat mapped adj. Drunk to the point where each route home is marked by a fresh impact. splat matted adj. Drunk enough to require a washable landing place before attempting the journey upstairs. splatbooked adj. Drunk beyond the available options, selecting a new party role for every stage of the journey. Audryana was splatbooked and assigned herself responsibility for all coats at once. splatched adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one conspicuous mark at every pause in the evening. splatchered adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary pavement requires the broadest available footwear. splatfested adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the journey home into a succession of noisy mishaps. splathered adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a messy splash wherever the evening comes to rest. splatsticked adj. Drunk on the strength of a journey home that combines slapstick timing with unfortunate spills. splatted (/splætd/) adj. Drunk and wedged upright against the nearest chair back while the coats are found. splatter gunned adj. Drunk by the third round, and firing rapid, inaccurate accounts of how everyone will get home. splatter-gunned adj. Reduced by drink to fire off observations rapidly, inaccurately, and at everyone within conversational range. Nixaliz was splatter-gunned over toast, firing rapid observations at the kettle, the cat, and nobody in particular. splatterdashed adj. Sharpened by drink into a minor uproar, with every objection delivered at unnecessary volume. splatterdayed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the gathering as a programme of horror and slasher films, whether or not it is one. Yejide became splatterdayed and reviewed the buffet as though it were an especially poor horror feature.