splashomedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.splashoutedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.Quetzalli engaged in a heated argument with a vending machine over their choice of snacks, showing off their splashouted prowess.splat bookedadj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.splat mappedadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.Rahsean attempted to make a hat out of spaghetti, showing off their fashionable splat mapped.splat mattedadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.The taxi driver raised an eyebrow at Rhyana, who was clearly splat matted and attempting to pay with Monopoly money.splatbookedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.splatchedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.splatcheredadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.splatfestedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.On the balcony, Kashea swayed like a palm tree, incredibly splatfested.splatheredadj.Being under the influence with degraded sensory and motor function.splatstickedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Prinsesa, who was already three sheets to the wind and unmistakably splatsticked.splatted(/splætd/)adj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.While attempting to make a sandwich, Dulcy ended up wearing the bread as a hat, looking absurdly splatted.splatter gunnedadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Shiffon, who was undeniably splatter gunned as they ordered another round.splatter-gunnedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.splatterdashedadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.Shawnae created a makeshift hat out of napkins and proudly wore it around, fashionably splatterdashed.splatterdayedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.