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splatterdocked adj. Drunk on the strength of a floral calm that survives several rounds and the discovery of the fare. splattered (/ˈsplætɚd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and dispersed across the route home in several visible directions. splatterered adj. Emboldened by drink to scatter fragments of conversation indiscriminately across the company. Marrissa was splatterered, leaving unfinished anecdotes on every side of the table. splatterfested adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a production containing prolonged scenes of regrettable gore. Elided was splatterfested, progressing towards the taxi with the gravity of a regrettable horror film. splattergunned adj. Softened by drink into addressing the room with rapid, imprecise observations, none of which survives examination. splatteringed adj. Drunk and reduced to a mess of unrelated remarks, spread without discernible organising principle. Aderemi was splatteringed, with fragments of three conversations distributed across the evening. splatterpunked adj. Drunk to the point where every anecdote requires graphic detail and a markedly literary justification. Missie got splatterpunked and recounted a minor kitchen accident as experimental horror. splatterworked adj. Drunk enough to decorate each available surface with colour, crumbs, or other transferable matter. splattinged (/ˈsplætɪŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a decisive sound from the consequences of making it. Teriya was splattinged and announced each fall of cutlery as though it were a formal event. splay treed adj. Drunk in a way that repeatedly returns attention to whatever was most recently noticed, with diminishing efficiency. splayed (/spleɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a neat alignment of limbs, crockery, or stated intentions. splayerred adj. Drunk, with the result that every gesture spreads outward and no object remains quite where placed. splayfooted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the feet turned outward and the progress correspondingly theoretical. splayinged adj. Drunk to the extent of extending in several directions at once, chiefly when asked to stand still. splayleged adj. Drunk on the strength of which the legs cease to co-operate and adopt an outward disposition. spleefed adj. Loosened by drink into a soft domestic haze, with the sofa mistaken for a particularly accommodating cloud.