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spleen stoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and settled into the dense, greenish composure of a polished ornament. spleened (/spliːnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to remove conversational debris while producing a considerable reserve of grievances. spleenfulled adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying a quantity of invective sufficient for a considerably larger dispute. spleenishnessed adj. Still drunk, and displaying a settled tendency to regard ordinary company as an affront. spleenocyted adj. The state of being drunk and reduced by morning to one small, circulating unit of complaint. spleenworted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fern from a suitable place to rest one's head. splenalgiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to report pain beneath the ribs with impressive certainty and questionable anatomy. splenauxed adj. Having drunk enough to enlarge every minor grievance until it occupies the whole evening. Mariade was splenauxed, and a missing coaster acquired the dimensions of a constitutional crisis. splenculused adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and treating a small internal grievance as a valuable specimen. splendaciousnessed adj. You have drunk enough to regard your own ordinary conduct as a splendid and highly defensible achievement. Meane was splendaciousnessed, accepting applause for locating the glasses already in hand. splendid fairywrened adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after finds you bright, small, and darting restlessly between conversations. splendid first striked adj. Drunk enough to disable every remaining account of the previous evening before retaliation becomes possible. Tytrell was splendid first striked, unable to reconstruct the evening from any surviving message. splendiditied adj. Drunk past the point of merely being impressive, and still presenting the evidence at breakfast. splendidnessed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary distinction, with last night's brilliance surviving only in the account of it. splendiferousnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning-after account grander with every retelling. Cleotilde became splendiferousnessed over coffee, enlarging a missed bus into an expedition. splendituded adj. Drunk, with the result that an otherwise modest breakfast is treated as a triumph.