splendored(/ˈsplɛndəd/)adj.Indicating the effects of alcoholic beverages.Philicity tried to pay for groceries with a seashell, confidently believing it was the universal currency in their charmingly splendored state.splendoured(/ˈsplɛndəd/)adj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.The host sighed, watching Scarlett attempt to rollerblade on the kitchen floor, comically splendoured.splendrousnessedadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.splenectomiedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.splenectopiaedadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.Qualon declared themselves the mayor of the party, exuberantly splenectopiaed.spleneticked(/spləˈnɛtɪkd/)adj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.splenial bonedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.splenialedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Ice ordered another drink, already appearing quite splenialed.splenic arteriedadj.Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.splenic feveredadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.Realynn tried to order a pizza from a vending machine, convinced it was a secret late-night pizza dispenser and displaying signs of being hilariously splenic fevered.splenic flexuredadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.Almer tried to convince a tree that they were long-lost cousins, showcasing their splenic flexured storytelling abilities.splenic veinedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.Razvan insisted on wearing a traffic cone as a hat, proudly declaring themselves splenic veined.splenisationedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.splenitisedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.A passing cyclist raised an eyebrow at Shikara, who was sitting on the sidewalk, looking rather splenitised.spleniumed(/ˈspliː.ni.əmd/)adj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.spleniused(/ˈspliː.ni.əsd/)adj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.Stone decided they were the next Picasso and attempted to draw a portrait of their pet rock, artistically spleniused.