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splendored (/ˈsplɛndəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning light seem personally arranged for your benefit. James-lee was splendored, praising the sunlight while shielding his eyes from it. splendoured (/ˈsplɛndəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the morning after unexpectedly magnificent and slightly too bright. splendrousnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday's supposed magnificence, which the evidence does not support. splenectomied adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking with one internal administrative department apparently removed. Magnola was splenectomied, cheerful at breakfast but unable to manage any further bodily paperwork. splenectopiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and discovering the morning after that your internal geography has shifted. spleneticked (/spləˈnɛtɪkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and distinctly irritable about the ordinary mechanics of the morning after. splenial boned adj. Too drunk to remember why the jaw hurts, but sufficiently awake to blame the furniture. Chastin was splenial boned, inspecting the coffee table for evidence of last night's argument. splenialed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the morning after in a small, hard piece of the jaw. Yunay was splenialed, speaking carefully around a mouth that had attended a longer evening than remembered. splenic arteried adj. Sufficiently drunk to route every morning-after complaint through the wrong internal department. splenic fevered adj. Having drunk enough to wake with a historic illness in place of an explanation. splenic flexured adj. Having drunk more than the colon can politely accommodate, and folding sharply around breakfast. Redding was splenic flexured, bent over the sink by the memory of a third helping. splenic veined adj. You have drunk enough to drain the evening away, leaving its residue circulating through breakfast. splenisationed adj. You are drunk and presenting the morning-after lungs as though they have acquired the texture of an organ. splenitised adj. Of a drinker: inflamed in spirit by breakfast, though the physical diagnosis remains uncertain. spleniumed (/ˈspliː.ni.əmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has lost the thick rear portion of the morning's reasoning somewhere after midnight. Ednamay was spleniumed, retaining words but not the structure required to assemble them. spleniused (/ˈspliː.ni.əsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who draws the head back from breakfast as though resisting an unseen current.