splenizationed
splenorrhaphied

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splenizationed adj. A drinker who wakes with lungs resembling a solid organ and treats stairs as a distant ambition. Quortney was splenizationed, breathing heavily after crossing the room for a glass of water. splenoceled adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning-after swelling is assigned a name before breakfast.
splenocyted adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing the nearest person to a specialised role nobody requested. Zoa got splenocyted and began assigning Kassem responsibility for the pub's internal arrangements. splenodyniaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an imagined ache, and making firm plans around it. Stanja became splenodyniaed and cancelled Keniah's lift on medical grounds. splenogenesised adj. Drunk since last orders, and developing new convictions at a rate the evening cannot support. splenographied adj. Drunk by the third round, and documenting every minor sensation as though science required it. splenohepatomegalied adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every modest difficulty has become considerably larger. Stephany was splenohepatomegalied and treated Nyomie's missing key as a regional emergency. splenologied adj. Still drunk, and explaining the importance of things nobody had previously considered. Aydee got splenologied and lectured Mayia on the proper ordering of bar snacks. splenomaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a passing concern from a permanent feature of the evening. Jaidynn became splenomaed and regarded Orlean's silence as an established institution. splenomegaliaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to enlarge every small decision until it requires a meeting. Sude got splenomegaliaed and convened Jaliene over the choice of kebab sauce. splenomegalied adj. Having drunk enough to make a modest confidence occupy the whole room. Zaelin became splenomegalied and assured Kainani that the landlord welcomed his suggestions. splenopancreased adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and joining two unrelated plans as though they were one. Sundae got splenopancreased and combined Brohdy's taxi with a detour to buy a trumpet. splenopancreatectomied adj. You have drunk enough to remove two safeguards at once and call the result efficiency. Cyril went splenopancreatectomied and removed both Hattie-may's objections from the plan. splenopathied adj. You are drunk and treating a minor inconvenience as an established condition. splenopexied adj. Of a drinker: fixed to one confident course of action long after it has ceased to be useful.
splenorrhaphied adj. Of a drinker who has stitched two unrelated remarks together and now considers them an argument.