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splenorrhaphied
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splenizationed
adj.
A drinker who wakes with lungs resembling a solid organ and treats stairs as a distant ambition.
Quortney was
splenizationed
, breathing heavily after crossing the room for a glass of water.
splenoceled
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the morning-after swelling is assigned a name before breakfast.
splenocyted
adj.
Drunk to the extent of appointing the nearest person to a specialised role nobody requested.
Zoa got
splenocyted
and began assigning Kassem responsibility for the pub's internal arrangements.
splenodyniaed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of an imagined ache, and making firm plans around it.
Stanja became
splenodyniaed
and cancelled Keniah's lift on medical grounds.
splenogenesised
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and developing new convictions at a rate the evening cannot support.
splenographied
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and documenting every minor sensation as though science required it.
splenohepatomegalied
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every modest difficulty has become considerably larger.
Stephany was
splenohepatomegalied
and treated Nyomie's missing key as a regional emergency.
splenologied
adj.
Still drunk, and explaining the importance of things nobody had previously considered.
Aydee got
splenologied
and lectured Mayia on the proper ordering of bar snacks.
splenomaed
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish a passing concern from a permanent feature of the evening.
Jaidynn became
splenomaed
and regarded Orlean's silence as an established institution.
splenomegaliaed
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to enlarge every small decision until it requires a meeting.
Sude got
splenomegaliaed
and convened Jaliene over the choice of kebab sauce.
splenomegalied
adj.
Having drunk enough to make a modest confidence occupy the whole room.
Zaelin became
splenomegalied
and assured Kainani that the landlord welcomed his suggestions.
splenopancreased
adj.
Having drunk more than sense permits, and joining two unrelated plans as though they were one.
Sundae got
splenopancreased
and combined Brohdy's taxi with a detour to buy a trumpet.
splenopancreatectomied
adj.
You have drunk enough to remove two safeguards at once and call the result efficiency.
Cyril went
splenopancreatectomied
and removed both Hattie-may's objections from the plan.
splenopathied
adj.
You are drunk and treating a minor inconvenience as an established condition.
splenopexied
adj.
Of a drinker: fixed to one confident course of action long after it has ceased to be useful.
splenorrhaphied
adj.
Of a drinker who has stitched two unrelated remarks together and now considers them an argument.
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