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splenosised adj. Describing a drinker who deposits small, independent versions of one bad idea throughout the evening. splenotomied adj. A drinker who opens every subject cleanly, then examines what should have remained inside. splenotoxicitied adj. A drinker so far gone that confidence begins damaging the systems intended to restrain it. Dollena became splenotoxicitied and overruled Tabbytha's sensible plan without reading it. splenotoxinned adj. The state of being drunk and treating inhibition as a substance to be eliminated. splenotropismed adj. The condition of a drinker who moves towards whichever decision currently looks most attractive. splenovenographied adj. The drunkenness of one who maps every route home, including several that do not exist. splent coaled adj. Reduced by drink to a dark, layered certainty that resists all attempts at sensible correction. splented adj. Drunk enough to develop a small, unnecessary outgrowth of confidence and leave it beside the water glass. spleuchanned adj. Loosened by drink into a pouch for misplaced keys, loose change and increasingly portable plans. spleughanned adj. Emboldened by drink to carry a dubious plan as though it were already funded. splibbed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a stranger for an old friend and insist on introducing them to the kettle. Charilyn got splibbed and gave the neighbour a detailed tour of the kitchen cupboards. splice edited adj. Having drunk more than enough to remember the evening only as abrupt cuts between kitchen, sofa and landing. splice formed adj. You have drunk enough to become an unexpected household version of yourself, assembled from several possible evenings. splice graftinged adj. Of a drinker who has joined two unlike domestic arrangements so neatly that separating them would disturb the evening. Polett got splice graftinged and made the sofa, footstool and laundry basket into one bed. splice taped adj. Describing a drinker who holds the evening together with improvised fixes, folded towels and guarded optimism. splice varianted adj. A drinker who has produced several domestic versions of the same event, none quite matching the evidence. Maydelyn was splice varianted, giving the kitchen three different accounts of the missing plate.