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spliced (/splaɪsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to join unrelated conversations, households and leftovers into one continuous evening. spliceformed adj. You are drunk and expressing several incompatible domestic personalities in successive trips to the kitchen. Jovell was spliceformed, alternately washing dishes and requesting that nobody touch them. spliceoformed adj. Of a drinker: assembled from alternative versions, each equally convinced the water belongs beside the sofa. spliceopathied adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary household sequences develop noticeable structural abnormalities. spliceosomed (/ˈsplaɪsioʊˌsoʊmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and removing the unnecessary portions of every domestic conversation. Jeason was spliceosomed, leaving each story shorter and the kitchen increasingly unexplained. spliceostatinned adj. Reduced by drink to an inhibited domestic operator, unable to initiate anything beyond opening the fridge. splicered adj. Softened by drink into a person who joins every loose household object to the nearest available surface. splicesomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has edited the evening internally, leaving only snacks, cushions and urgent water. splicinged adj. Sharpened by drink into joining things that were separate, particularly snacks, sauces and unrelated remarks. Azayleah got splicinged and combined crisps with jam while explaining the arrangement to the kettle. splicosomed adj. The drunkenness of one who removes interruptions from domestic life, including most of the evening itself. spliffed (/splɪfd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the household furniture as an audience and the fridge as an adviser. Jeyda was spliffed and delivered a short address to the sofa about sensible refrigeration. splined (/splaɪnd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a long narrow object being carefully carried through a crowded kitchen. splining machined adj. Drunk and cutting precise grooves through the evening, usually between the fridge, sofa and bathroom. splinkered adj. Sufficiently drunk to join one short instruction to the beginning of every explanation. Starleana was splinkered, attaching a preliminary instruction to each account of the evening. splinkeretted adj. Drunk to the point where a small domestic nuisance acquires the importance of a household project. splint boned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary flexibility, with the limbs arranged like spare supports along the sofa. Shenkia was splint boned, stretched along the sofa and accepting water by careful handover.