spliced(/splaɪsd/)adj.Displaying unusual or inappropriate emotional expressiveness related to alcohol.spliceformedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.Rayjay challenged a mirror to a staring contest, confidently spliceformed.spliceoformedadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.From the kitchen, the clinking of glasses revealed Rici as the source of the spliceoformed noises.spliceopathiedadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.Santiaga recited Shakespeare to a startled pigeon, feeling eloquently spliceopathied.spliceosomed(/ˈsplaɪsioʊˌsoʊmd/)adj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.Amidst the revelry, the DJ noticed Graeden requesting a song in a particularly spliceosomed manner.spliceostatinnedadj.Diminished in mental alertness and motor coordination through alcohol use.Bronsen high-fived a cardboard cutout, celebrating their spliceostatinned victories.spliceredadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.splicesomedadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.Ephrata took a selfie with a traffic cone, capturing their splicesomed moment for posterity.splicingedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.Linh stumbled into the kitchen, attempting to make a gourmet sandwich with questionable ingredients in a truly splicinged fashion.splicosomedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.spliffed(/splɪfd/)adj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.splined(/splaɪnd/)adj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.splining machinedadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.splinkeredadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.splinkerettedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.splint bonedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.As the night wore on, Foivos became increasingly splint boned, sharing deep secrets with a potted plant.