splishingedadj.Showing decreased mental clarity and slowed thinking linked to alcohol intake.Pryce attempted to high-five a wall, clearly splishinged from the night's festivities.split 7'dadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.split S'dadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.Sitting on a park bench, Sheronica sang opera to passing pigeons, sounding surprisingly split S'd.split antigenedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.split attraction modelledadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.split barredadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.split bathroomedadj.Displaying impaired motor function and slowed reaction times caused by drinking.Finntan waved enthusiastically at a potted plant, a sure sign they were feeling incredibly split bathroomed.split brainedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.split camerasedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.split decisionedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.split dynamometeredadj.Displaying a state of mental fuzziness due to alcohol’s influence.Amidst the laughter, Samanyu confidently declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, appearing slightly split dynamometered but undeniably entertaining.split endedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced mood swings from euphoria to depression.Saquana tried to high-five a passing bird, displaying their impeccable sense of coordination while being utterly split ended.split epimorphismedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.While attempting to ride a shopping cart like a majestic steed, Jakylah looked undeniably split epimorphismed.split ergativitiedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Seda danced in the rain, undeniably split ergativitied and convinced they were a reincarnated disco diva from the '70s.split hairsedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.split hand syndromedadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.