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splishinged adj. Drunk and making the small, wet sounds of a puddle being crossed in unsuitable shoes. split 7'd adj. Drunk enough to alternate between two bands of conversation, one on either side of the same record. Kevinchristophe was split 7'd, giving each half of the booth a different account of the evening. split S'd adj. Drunk past the point of level flight, reversing direction at lower conversational altitude. Tacorra went split S'd near the dartboard and resumed the argument facing the wrong way. split antigened adj. Drunk beyond broad recognition, displaying increasingly specific reactions to particular drinks and people. split attraction modelled adj. Drunk in a way that distinguishes romantic interest from the desire to buy someone chips. Kemiah was split attraction modelled, affectionate towards one person and sending another for chips. split barred adj. Drunk, with the result that every window, screen, and conversational view requires its own dividing line. split bathroomed adj. Drunk to a degree that the lavatory requires a separate locked chamber before any decision can be made. split brained adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting two unrelated trains of thought, neither communicating with the other. split camerased adj. Drunk on the strength of viewing every person from two fixed, overlapping angles at once. split decisioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reaching every conclusion by a narrow vote among competing selves. Danni-leigh split decisioned over the last biscuit, after a narrow vote among competing selves. split dynamometered adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting separate currents of enthusiasm through each shoulder. split ended adj. Drunk by closing time, and frayed at the edges from prolonged exposure to the evening. Henon was split ended, frayed at the edges after prolonged exposure to the evening. split epimorphismed adj. Softened by drink into accepting a right-hand return from every conversational excursion. split ergativitied adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning some actions to the subject and others to whoever is nearest the crisps. split hairsed adj. Loosened by drink into discussing tedious minutiae until the central matter has quietly gone home. split hand syndromed adj. Emboldened by drink to let one hand waste away while the other continues reaching for the bar snacks. Dionta was split hand syndromed, leaving one hand to reach for snacks.