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split headed adj. Slowed by drink to requiring a parting in the crown before any further thought can be inserted. split horizonned adj. Drunk and refusing to send any story back to the person who first told it. split infinitived (/splɪt ɪnˈfɪnɪtɪvd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every modest intention acquires an adjective between wanting and leaving. split keyed adj. Drunk enough to secure each intention with two projecting ends, then forget which one was bent back. split leathered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing fine hide from the material covering the luggage. split levelled adj. Too drunk to remain on one social plane, addressing those nearby from alternating heights of confidence and apology. split lunched adj. A drinker so far gone that they have attended two overlapping periods of eating and cannot confirm which, if either, concluded. split monomorphismed adj. Drunk beyond requiring a left-hand route back from every decision, however regrettable. split peaed adj. Drunk in a way that reduces a dignified person to two dried halves awaiting the saucepan. Srisai became split peaed and sat patiently beside the kitchen, ready for boiling. split personalitied adj. Drunk, with the result that one self orders dessert while another insists the evening is perfectly controlled. split pinned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves every intention projecting through the evening with its ends bent back. split potted adj. Drunk to the extent of dividing every remaining decision equally between confidence and chips. split rail fenced adj. Drunk since last orders, and enclosing the conversation in a crooked barrier no one can cross. split railed adj. Drunk on the strength of two rough directions, neither of which leads efficiently to the taxi. split rimmed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assembled from several heavy pieces which ought not travel together. split screen shotted adj. Too drunk to sustain one scene, dividing the evening into simultaneous views of yourself and the food. Daiona became split screen shotted, conducting simultaneous views of herself and the food.