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splitfingered adj. Drunk by the third round, and releasing each remark with a late, deceptive drop. splitfinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through conversation with the uncertain direction of a small freshwater fish. splitismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every shared purpose appears to conceal an independent interest. splitisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has separated from the party without formally leaving it. Pheobie was splitisted, standing apart while continuing to support the general conversation. splitomicinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically active in a manner nobody has investigated. Makih splitomicinned by closing time and declared the unexplained chemical activity entirely deliberate. splitscreened adj. Still drunk, and displaying two simultaneous versions of the evening, both featuring an unnecessary kebab. splitsiesed adj. Still drunk, and insisting that every remaining possession be divided fairly. splitstreed adj. Too drunk to decide whether anyone is related, though the branches continue to multiply. Ariebella was splitstreed and arranged the guests into several incompatible family trees. splitsvilled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the evening as a settled separation. splitted (/splɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every thought has opened along a long, visible crack. Devaki was splitted by midnight, with one opinion running down each side of the table. splitteed adj. Having drunk enough to leave one institution and speak of it at length. splitter bussed adj. You have drunk enough to require a central partition between yourself and your luggage. splittercored adj. You are drunk and proceeding at an unnecessarily high tempo with aggressive internal arrangements. Srihith was splittercored, answering every question before it had been fully asked. splittered (/ˈsplɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk more than one division can reasonably contain. Narciso was splittered and separated the bill into categories no one had requested. splitterismed adj. Of a drinker: inclined to divide one simple matter into several smaller disputes. splittied adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a conspicuous division and is treating it as structural.