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splitting fielded adj. A drinker who requires several extensions before any statement becomes linear. Anjel was splitting fielded, expanding every simple answer into a larger conversational setting. splittinged adj. Describing a drinker who is separating from the evening in small, observable stages.
splittismed (/ˈsplɪtɪz(ə)md/) adj. The state of being drunk and pursuing an independent policy about the next round. Yaneliz was splittismed and declined the table's agreed route home. splittisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has withdrawn from the central policy and is now addressing the wall. splitwheelled adj. Reduced by drink to performing a half-turn while remaining inconveniently upright. splitworked adj. Softened by drink into a supporting framework with more joints than necessary. splividended (/ˈsplɪvɪdɛndd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into distributing further shares instead of settling the matter in cash. Stefani was splividended and paid everyone in theoretical portions of the evening. splocketed (/ˈsplɒkɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to engage the evening's machinery with a small, regular tooth. splodged (/ˈsplɒdʒd/) adj. Slowed by drink to an irregular smear across the remaining arrangements. Meldoy was splodged across the sofa, leaving the planned departure indistinct. splodginessed adj. Having drunk enough to leave your balance soft-edged, with each step spreading slightly beyond the last. Cenith came down the landing splodginessed, occupying rather more stair than expected. sploed adj. Loosened by drink into home-produced liquor of uncertain provenance. splogged adj. Having drunk more than your sources can support, and repeating the same story with fresh links. Mickyle arrived splogged, recycling the landlord's anecdote with increasingly doubtful references. sploited adj. You have drunk enough to find a weakness in the staircase and attempt to exploit it. Praise went sploited at the first landing and treated the banister as unsecured software. sploofed adj. You are drunk and attempting to filter your speech through whatever remains of your dignity. splooged (/spluːd͡ʒd/) adj. Of a drinker: leaving a glossy trail of indiscretion wherever the evening has applied pressure.
splooped adj. Of a drinker who has lost the clean division between standing and landing.
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