splitting fieldedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.Takaiya treated a rubber chicken like royalty, insisting on addressing it as "Sir Clucks-A-Lot," a behavior only justified by their splitting fielded state of mind.splittingedadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.splittismed(/ˈsplɪtɪz(ə)md/)adj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.splittistedadj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.In the midst of a dance-off, Jamaiah was confidently showing off their splittisted moves.splitwheelledadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.splitworkedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.Savea tried to have a deep conversation with a houseplant, convinced it was the wisest sage in the room, thanks to being splitworked.splividended(/ˈsplɪvɪdɛndd/)adj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.Just when it seemed like things couldn't get any more surreal, Keiyana stood up and announced their intention to break into a spontaneous interpretive dance performance, looking surprisingly splividended but oddly graceful.splocketed(/ˈsplɒkɪtd/)adj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.splodged(/ˈsplɒdʒd/)adj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.splodginessedadj.Showing increased difficulty in logical thinking and problem-solving after drinking.sploedadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.Posing for a selfie with a fire hydrant, Lareine appeared surprisingly sploed.sploggedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.At the dimly lit bar, Shenouda sat sipping water, looking remorseful yet slightly splogged after their escapades the night before.sploitedadj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.sploofedadj.Diminished in mental alertness and motor coordination through alcohol use.Santa burst into tears because a cloud looked sad, emotionally sploofed.splooged(/spluːd͡ʒd/)adj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.Pluma confided in a park bench, sharing all their deepest secrets while wonderfully splooged.sploopedadj.Having the effects of alcohol made apparent.