splooshed(/spluːʃd/)adj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.A passing pigeon judged Shatique as they dramatically reenacted Titanic scenes, thoroughly splooshed.splooted(/spluːtd/)adj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.Sotirios became best friends with a fern plant, discussing life's mysteries, truly splooted.sploped(/splɒpd/)adj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.sploshed(/splɒʃd/)adj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.Entering the room, Shiho was greeted with the sight of friends being absolutely sploshed.sploshingedadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.splosionedadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.Outside the club, a splosioned Ashle stumbled into a group of startled ducks, attempting to engage them in a deep philosophical discussion.splotched(/splɒtʃd/)adj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.splotchinessedadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.splotchingedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.Raeshell gleefully attempted to teach a group of bewildered strangers the art of breakdancing, all while radiating a contagious energy of pure splotchinged.splottedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.splurchasedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.Among the library shelves, Barren shuffled along the aisles, appearing surprisingly splurchased.splurged(/splɜːd͡ʒd/)adj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.Prudence demonstrated their impressive breakdancing skills on a patch of grass, proving to be surprisingly splurged.splurgeredadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.Rym tried to order a pizza by calling their ex, clearly splurgered.spluttered(/ˈsplʌtəd/)adj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.Ricketa attempted to order "the usual" at a bar they had never been to, nostalgically spluttered.spluttereredadj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.Shavana tried to order a pizza from their reflection in the mirror, hilariously splutterered.splutteringed(/ˈsplʌtəɹɪŋd/)adj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.With a sparkle in their eye, Zoraida offered philosophical advice to a potted plant, sounding amusingly splutteringed.