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splooshed (/spluːʃd/) adj. Describing a drinker who moves with the heavy, poorly contained momentum of liquid in a bucket. splooted (/spluːtd/) adj. A drinker who has reached the floor with both legs extended and no immediate plan for retrieval. sploped (/splɒpd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempted step concludes with its own small arrival. sploshed (/splɒʃd/) adj. The state of being drunk and making a substantial splash of every change in direction. sploshinged adj. The condition of a drinker who turns ordinary walking into a sequence of heavy, audible surges. splosioned adj. You are drunk and liable to turn a quiet exchange into a small, unforeseen event. splotched (/splɒtʃd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a series of uneven movements, with no two steps alike. splotchinessed adj. Softened by drink into an uneven arrangement of gestures, pauses, and half-completed steps. splotchinged adj. Sharpened by drink into small, visible marks of misjudgement on every nearby surface. splotted adj. The drunkenness of one who deposits small, irregular failures of coordination across the route home. splurchased adj. Loosened by drink into buying the first object that seems capable of improving the journey home. splurged (/splɜːd͡ʒd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make an extravagant display of balance, volume, and personal finance. Georgialee went splurged on the stairs, applauding each successful step as a public achievement. splurgered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every unnecessary purchase requires a committee meeting. spluttered (/ˈsplʌtəd/) adj. Drunk and emitting speech in short, forceful bursts, with punctuation supplied by gravity. Searcy came spluttered down the stairs, issuing brief opinions between separate trips over the same step. splutterered adj. Drunk enough to be a source of short eruptions, particularly when attempting the stairs. splutteringed (/ˈsplʌtəɹɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where speech and balance emerge in small, forceful bursts rather than continuously.