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spoil-papered adj. Slowed by drink to writing directions in a manner requiring several witnesses and a patient taxi driver. Cyion was spoil-papered and took twelve minutes to write the address on a receipt. spoil-sported adj. Drunk beyond the capacity for harmless amusement, and determined that others shall share the deficiency. spoilabilitied adj. Drunk and liable to deteriorate if left overnight, particularly near an open coat pocket. Chato was spoilabilitied by last orders and required immediate transport home. spoilaged adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has separated into the usable, the lost and the regrettable. spoilationed adj. Drunk enough to ruin a perfectly adequate departure by reopening every conversation at the door. Shatera became spoilationed outside the pub and destroyed the agreed plan to go home. spoiled (/spɔɪld/) adj. Loosened by drink into distributing whatever can be carried away, including crisps, change and other people's coats. Fabrizzio was spoiled by midnight and began allocating the pub's abandoned umbrellas. spoiled grape juiced adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the final glass from an invitation to continue travelling nowhere. Kersti was spoiled grape juiced and boarded the wrong night bus with calm conviction. spoilednessed adj. Drunk beyond accepting ordinary service, and requiring the preferred taxi, route and coat arrangement. Nakeya was spoilednessed by the third round and rejected three perfectly adequate taxis. spoileed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person gently ruined for practical decisions until morning. spoiler alerted adj. Drunk to a degree that every harmless detail of the journey home is announced before it occurs. Joeline became spoiler alerted and described each turn before the taxi reached it. spoiler effected adj. Drunk to the extent of changing the result of the evening by withdrawing from the route home at the last moment. spoiler spaced adj. Drunk on the strength of leaving deliberate gaps between thoughts, allowing the listener to decline the next one. spoileraged adj. Drunk since last orders, and disclosing the destination, the route and the taxi fare before departure. spoilered (/ˈspɔɪ.ləd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that provisions, loose change and occasionally a neighbour's umbrella disappear homewards. Jo-anne was spoilered after closing and left with three umbrellas and no explanation. spoileretted adj. Drunk by the third round, and revealing only minor details that nevertheless make the journey considerably less mysterious. spoileronned (/ˈspɔɪ.lɚˌɔnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and dragging one side of the journey behind the other towards the nearest taxi. Brittiani was spoileronned and reached the taxi rank with one shoulder leading decisively.