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spoken paused adj. Drunk by closing time, and inserting temporary silences into speech at intervals not recognised by grammar. spoken worded adj. Still drunk, and delivering ordinary observations as performance poetry to an audience that has withdrawn. spokennessed adj. Too drunk to remain private, having converted every thought into an announcement requiring no audience. Olijah was spokennessed, making public declarations about the crisps while Alphones examined the exit. spokesbabed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake an attractive spokeswoman for an official solution to any question. spokesbeared adj. Having drunk enough to deliver solemn advice in the assumed authority of a speaking bear. spokesbeinged adj. Having drunk more than any human representative ought, and now claiming authority across terrestrial and extraterrestrial affairs. Kemaury was spokesbeinged, issuing interplanetary policy statements to Gottlieb beside the fruit machine. spokesbirded adj. You have drunk enough to address an avian mascot as the authorised source of local guidance. Jenade was spokesbirded, consulting an avian mascot as the authorised local guide. spokescated adj. You are drunk and consulting a feline mascot on matters which would ordinarily be settled by adults. spokescharactered adj. Of a drinker: assigned spokesperson status to whichever fictional figure best supports the present argument. spokescounciled adj. Drunk past the point of reaching consensus, and now deciding which glass belongs to everyone. spokescreatured adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the mascot has gone home, and still giving it the morning's statement. Denika arrived spokescreatured, issuing apologies on behalf of the empty cereal packet. spokescrittered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the breakfast animal as the only credible representative of events. spokesdoged adj. Drunk, with the result that the household dog is treated as an official source before coffee. spokesdroided adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's apologies are delivered by whatever appliance still has a light. Mariechristine woke spokesdroided and appointed the microwave to answer complaints. spokesfolksed adj. Drunk to the extent of representing several absent people, particularly before the kettle boils. spokeshaved adj. Drunk since last orders, and smoothing every account of the evening until no splinter remains.