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spokesladied adj. Drunk by the third round, and still presenting a polished account of the morning's damage. spokesmanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking for everyone present, including those who have already gone home. Yaqueline woke spokesmanned and answered the family group chat on behalf of the sofa.
spokesmanshipped adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning-after appointment as a position requiring formal representation. Nermine arrived spokesmanshipped, defending the night's decisions before seeing the minutes. spokesmodelled adj. Too drunk to offer credibility, but still presentable enough to endorse the first remedy proposed. Manie was spokesmodelled, endorsing the landlord’s cure despite offering no useful evidence. spokesorganned adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue an official morning bulletin on behalf of a community of one. Desra appeared spokesorganned, publishing a formal account of the night's modest difficulties. spokespersonned (/ˈspəʊkspɜːɹsənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become the appointed voice of everyone implicated in last night's arrangements. Kyiah woke spokespersonned and apologised for the entire kitchen. spokespersonshipped adj. You have drunk enough to regard answering for the group as a permanent appointment. spokestooned adj. You are drunk and endorsing a familiar remedy with the fixed cheerfulness of a licensed character. spokeswomanned adj. Of a drinker: speaking for the household while unable to locate the kettle. Shatoria woke spokeswomanned and addressed the family about the night's unfinished business. spokeswomanshipped adj. Of a drinker who has accepted the morning's representative duties despite visibly needing toast. spokinessed adj. Describing a drinker who wakes with the room's corners behaving more enthusiastically than expected. Rashon came downstairs spokinessed, finding the coat stand unexpectedly alarming. spoled adj. A drinker who wakes revolving steadily around one small point of concern. spolia opimaed adj. The state of being drunk and displaying last night's victories as though they were trophies from single combat. spoliaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is assembled from whatever fragments the evening left behind. spoliaried adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes in the place where the evening's dignity was stripped away.
spoliationed (/ˌspəʊliˈeɪʃənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has plundered the evening and left the morning short of useful possessions.