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SPH'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a cloud of particles whose collective movement obeys no readily stated rule. Manique was SPH'd, dispersing across the lounge whenever anyone attempted to organise a departure. SPHE'd adj. The state of being drunk and giving unsolicited personal-health guidance while missing the chair. Shamera was SPHE'd and explained hydration before sitting beside the chair.
SPI'd adj. Drunk past the point of making one exchange at a time, preferably at one clearly marked location. Shekera became SPI'd and negotiated every purchase from the centre of the doorway. SPIFS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who decorates every available conversation with small, adhesive claims of importance. Solanch was SPIFS'd, attaching a fresh anecdote to each person Keshera tried to leave. SPINA'd adj. The drunkenness of one who diagnoses the room's social balance while contributing substantially to its instability. Stassa was SPINA'd and assessed Candelaria's patience until it visibly ceased to be measurable. SPINA-DI'd adj. Reduced by drink to a feedback loop in which each attempt to restore calm produces further discussion. Dayyan was SPINA-DI'd, and Akasha's reassurance caused another forty minutes of explanation. SPINA-GBetaed adj. Softened by drink into a person whose capacity for producing further plans has declined noticeably. Leequan was SPINA-GBetaed, leaving Gunnar to generate every practical suggestion for getting home. SPINA-GD'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who detects every minor social inconsistency and announces it promptly. Nickie was SPINA-GD'd, pointing out Saam's missing glass with unnecessary scientific precision. SPINA-GR'd adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose social sensitivity has fallen below the level required for company. Deah was SPINA-GR'd and told Rolande precisely what everyone had hoped would remain unsaid. SPINA-GT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to secrete opinions at a rate the surrounding company cannot comfortably absorb. Markay was SPINA-GT'd and supplied Shuwanda with unsolicited views on every person present. SPIT'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where unsolicited remarks require a telephone network. Jahdiel was SPIT'd and transmitted opinions across the table without prompting. SPJ'd adj. Having drunk enough to assess every companion by a formal sequence of professional criteria. Rosiland became SPJ'd and ranked the bar's regulars by evidential reliability. SPL'd adj. Drunk enough to measure every misjudged movement by length, with the reckoning becoming less anatomical by the minute. Fana went SPL'd and attempted to quantify the gap between himself and the bannister. SPLEED'd adj. Reduced by drink to diffraction, scattering opinions about the room at low energy. Tesia was SPLEED'd and scattered brief observations across the table without apparent direction. SPM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every nearby surface is tested by fingertip before sitting down. Nareg was SPM'd and tapped the kitchen table before trusting it with the water.
SPME'd adj. Of a drinker: gradually drawing out the household's small comforts, especially water, blankets and leftover food. Namine was SPME'd, quietly extracting cushions and snacks from every room.