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spoliatored (/ˈspoʊliˌeɪtɚd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently stripping the room of anything that looks remotely portable. Jeremi got spoliatored and attempted to repossess the landlord’s umbrella as ecclesiastical property. spoligoforested adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying every previous drinking decision as a separate branching mark. spoligopatterned adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating repeated mistakes as a discernible pattern worth following. Mileni became spoligopatterned and ordered the same regrettable appetiser at every table. spoligoprofiled adj. Still drunk, and able to identify the evening from its recurring sequence of poor decisions. spoligotyped adj. Too drunk to distinguish one repeated strain of foolishness from another, but certain the distinction matters. spoligotypinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct elaborate identification work on the recurring units of the evening’s conversation. spoliumed adj. Having drunk enough to regard what remains after a benefice has ended as personally inheritable. Jimiyah got spoliumed and claimed the abandoned crisps as part of the estate. spolveroed adj. Having drunk more than enough to reproduce a grand design by tapping powder over its outline. sponconned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake paid persuasion for an impartial recommendation and act upon it. spondaicsed adj. You are drunk and making every utterance fall in two equally emphatic beats. spondarthritised adj. Of a drinker: stiff through the middle, inflamed at every attachment, and still attempting ambitious movement. spondeed (/ˈspɒndid/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every sentence to two long, heavily stressed steps. spondeused adj. Describing a drinker who speaks in two equally weighty stresses, with archaic certainty about the result. Anniah got spondeused and pronounced the taxi arrangement in two immovable beats. spondinned adj. A drinker who, after several rounds, guides every conversation towards an entirely different destination. spondisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every glass is treated as a sacred libation requiring ceremonial replenishment. spondonicaled (/spɔnˈdɔnəkl̩d/) adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to lift hot cookware with whatever metal object is nearest.